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Vagock (VA-jock)
Both a Penis and a Vagina put together in other words a Cock and a Vagina put together
If one was to have both male and female sexual organs that would be called a Vagock
Vagock by cannibal666 May 22, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
Girl: please stop tickling me.

Dude: Fine, I'll vagickle you instead.
Related Words

vagocean 

a very wet vagina
I had her so turned on, it was a vagocean down there
vagocean by New Words Master January 18, 2015

beefy vagocko 

1. a burrito inside a taco shell wrapped in a tortilla.

2.a regular vagocko is a nice and still intact vagina while a beefy vagocko is beaten and worn down.
1.Oh my god that vagocko tasted so good.

2.I just broke up with my girlfriend-guy 1
why-guy 2
she had a beefy vagocko it looked like it was smashed by a whole football team-guy 1
thats so nasty she had to have some STD-guy 2
beefy vagocko by wshslax12 August 2, 2012

vagocket 

The product of the hottest new cosmetic surgery,
Why have to deal with 5 days of membrane and mess coming out your vaginal cavity, when you can use that space for soemthing much more useful, like a pocket. Your trinkets and valuables will be much safer inside you and inside your vagocket. When its your "time of the month" all that will come oozing out of you nether regions are surprises, memories, knick knacks, and other fantastic prizes. After you get this fantastic new surgery, you'll be like a pinata, bursting with goodies each month.
Nikki: Hey did you hear about that new cosma surg all the movie stars are getting?
Sally: Oh yeah, the vagocket? That sounds so cool, i heard Mrs. G even got it done.

Nikki: Wow, that sure would be useful for storing all those unwanted figurines my granny gives me for my birthday!
Sally: Yeah, and it would sure cut down on pick pocketting.
vagocket by HellenKellerAriel June 12, 2009

vagocracy 

A democratic political system consisting of a large number of female elected officials.
After electing the first female majority congress, this country has become a fully fledged vagocracy.
vagocracy by JDE January 16, 2008

vagocrats 

persons who support female candidates simply because the candidates are female.
The vagocrats voted en masse to support Hillary.
vagocrats by JDE January 16, 2008
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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