Vagnet

A portmanteau of Vagina and Magnet. A shortened form of Pussy Magnet essentially.

That dude gets all the snatch, he's a total vagnet.

by Trif May 28, 2009

Vagetarian

Either a straight male or lesbian. Generally only used to describe lesbians

Shelley, my boyfriends best friend is a real hunk and currently single, I could introduce you. Thanks but no thanks I've become a Vagetarian.

by Da Real JZ January 1, 2009

Vagnetic

A term used to describe a very attractive guy who gets lots of girls or is always surrounded by girls but he doesn't necessarily do anything with them.

Kim: Do you see that guy over there??
Sally: Omg yes, he's so vagnetic!!

by ShortNeedyClingy April 9, 2015

Vagentist

A Vagina Dentist.

"Its itchy down there, I think I need to see the vagentist."

by ladyhymen October 2, 2009

Vannetted

To be so inebriated you are unable to speak, complete loss of motor skills,highly annoying

See Chelsy Bell.
Sentance Example:
"man,last night i was totally vannetted."

by thehucklebucker April 30, 2009

vaguetexting

1. Sending a text message with little or no expression that may suggest the end of the texting conversation. Such times when a vaguetext may be used is when you are texting someone uniteresting, you are busy at the moment, or you are simply tired of texting him/her.
2. A vaguetext may be used to test someone, and see if the person you are texting will reply with a new conversation starter. Such a case does not nessesarily mean you want to quit texting, just that you are opening the conversation up for a new topic.

Common examples include:

"Haha yeah"

"Lol"

"Nothin much"

"Thats good"

(etc.)

Jerry: Gawd I hate texting Britney!
Adam: I know, vaguetexting is her thing i guess.

(texting conversation)
Ryan: So i just got a new bike! :)
Nick: cool

In the above example, Nick vaguetexted Ryan, implying that he was uninterested in him getting a new bike.

by checkkss March 25, 2010

vagentacles

The metaphysical tentacles that creep from a nasty vagina and grab and devour the unwilling. typically found in especially stinky, disease ridden, vaginas, these tentacles can be fatal and most always result in some irreparable damage (to the psyche).

"Halford was never seen again after he fell into the clutches of Prudences vagentacles."

"She was fired from the bakery for tendrilling the customers with her vagentacles."

"'You wanna taste it?' she asked, presenting her vagentacles."

by prof. lingfist December 16, 2008