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vagcandle 

A candle used as a dildo!
that girl jus hit him with her vagcandle
vagcandle by squay, corbano February 23, 2010
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vagandles 

Crocs---sandles with holes---they are gay and for women.
Jake: "Hey Jim, how do you like my croc sandles?"

Jim: "Those aren't sandles, those are...vagandles!"
vagandles by Vagandle wearer September 18, 2009

vagander 

Slang for an appointment with your "woman doctor". Inspired from the term vajayjay.
I should ask about The Pill when I go in for my vagander next week.
vagander by Fortunes_Daughter July 1, 2007

vagundle 

The female grundle or taint. AKA - The perineum, the area between the vagina and anus.
"What's that on her vagundle?"
vagundle by The Fur Burglar April 16, 2008

vagander 

a combination of the words vagina and gander. Used to describe the yearly trip to the OB/GYN or any other female-specific doctor.
I have my vagander at eight o'clock Monday morning.
vagander by cinderbella84 July 2, 2007

Vacandlefanlloon 

A vaccum ,a candle a ,fan ,and a ballon
The vacandlefanlloon was like a helicopter/hot air balloon.
Vacandlefanlloon by Vacandlefanlloon September 28, 2020

vagankle 

A portmanteau created by combining the words vagina and ankle; defined as when one is so obese that there is no thinning of the leg between the vagina and the ankle, thereby creating the illusion that they are fused together.
bob: so you left sarah?

dan: yeah, i was tired of having to look at her nasty-ass vagankles every morning.
vagankle by eds_poofed_hair October 9, 2008
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