vagando

"VA-JOHN-DOW" Noun. The act of being an enormously huge douche bag at all the wrong times. May be casued by the infectious disease of Vagando-itis. Effects The testicles causing them to crawl back into the pelvic area, male pattern baldness, and constant poser identity changes. I.E.- from prep to redneck and vise versa. May cause uncontrollable urges to desparately sleep with under age females w/o asking for identification.

That was a acto de vagando.
" says who" ? Vagondo Right?

by vago king April 23, 2008

vagandles

Crocs---sandles with holes---they are gay and for women.

Jake: "Hey Jim, how do you like my croc sandles?"

Jim: "Those aren't sandles, those are...vagandles!"

by Vagandle wearer September 18, 2009

vagandruff

A scruff which forms on your vagina, and comes off in small particles.

Babri's love triagle was full of vagandruff.

by Chris Cutshall November 12, 2007

vagadop

A stupid yet self-righteous person who tends to act like a dumbass/asshole

He is such a vagadop

by Foreverstrong April 12, 2014

Vagadon

A person that resembles a medieval or mythical creature; someone with a scaly complexion almost reptilian like

Oh man, that vagadon of a woman can fly away at any moment.

Stop acting like such a vagadon and eat like a proper person.

by tatersalad1994 May 9, 2014

vagander

Slang for an appointment with your "woman doctor". Inspired from the term vajayjay.

I should ask about The Pill when I go in for my vagander next week.

by Fortunes_Daughter July 1, 2007

Vagindow

The range of ages of women that you can have sex with in relation to your age that fall within societal norms.

Can't be a 55 year old man with a 17 year old girl.

"Me being 27 I have a 25 age vagindow, I can tag women from 18 to 43.

by VANCECAN'TDANCE September 11, 2009