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"VA-JOHN-DOW" Noun. The act of being an enormously huge douche bag at all the wrong times. May be casued by the infectious disease of Vagando-itis. Effects The testicles causing them to crawl back into the pelvic area, male pattern baldness, and constant poser identity changes. I.E.- from prep to redneck and vise versa. May cause uncontrollable urges to desparately sleep with under age females w/o asking for identification.
That was a acto de vagando.
" says who" ? Vagondo Right?
vagando by vago king April 23, 2008
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vagandles 

Crocs---sandles with holes---they are gay and for women.
Jake: "Hey Jim, how do you like my croc sandles?"

Jim: "Those aren't sandles, those are...vagandles!"
vagandles by Vagandle wearer September 18, 2009
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vagandruff 

A scruff which forms on your vagina, and comes off in small particles.
Babri's love triagle was full of vagandruff.
vagandruff by Chris Cutshall November 12, 2007
A stupid yet self-righteous person who tends to act like a dumbass/asshole
He is such a vagadop
vagadop by Foreverstrong April 12, 2014
A person that resembles a medieval or mythical creature; someone with a scaly complexion almost reptilian like
Oh man, that vagadon of a woman can fly away at any moment.

Stop acting like such a vagadon and eat like a proper person.
Vagadon by tatersalad1994 May 9, 2014

vagander 

Slang for an appointment with your "woman doctor". Inspired from the term vajayjay.
I should ask about The Pill when I go in for my vagander next week.
vagander by Fortunes_Daughter July 1, 2007

Vagindow 

The range of ages of women that you can have sex with in relation to your age that fall within societal norms.
Can't be a 55 year old man with a 17 year old girl.

"Me being 27 I have a 25 age vagindow, I can tag women from 18 to 43.
Vagindow by VANCECAN'TDANCE September 11, 2009
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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