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vainjury
An injury sustained while trying to look cute. Often occurs on extremely high heels, in too tight pants, or with excessive arching of the back.
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Vaginary
A male-free equivalent of the "dick"tionary. Only meant for truly dedicated and hardcore feminists who wish to free themselves of the oppressive bonds of male patriarchy.
Guy: "Why do you spell it w-o-m-y-n?"
Gal: "That's how it's supposed to be spelled, look it up in the vaginary."
Gal: "That's how it's supposed to be spelled, look it up in the vaginary."
Vaginary by superyamman2 November 12, 2013
vaginourmous
expansive, vast, large beyond belief.
ginourmous, with undertones alluding to the largest vadge you have ever seen.
ginourmous, with undertones alluding to the largest vadge you have ever seen.
vaginourmous by BRooski August 4, 2009
Vaginary Friends
it is another word for benifrends or friends w/benefits.
Me and my friends came up with this word while sitting in the caf one day. one of my friends was lying in a booth and one of my other friends said 'oh you mean your imaginary friend??' and my friend that was lying down in the booth popped up and said 'did u just say vaginary friends' it was hilarious!!
Me and my friends came up with this word while sitting in the caf one day. one of my friends was lying in a booth and one of my other friends said 'oh you mean your imaginary friend??' and my friend that was lying down in the booth popped up and said 'did u just say vaginary friends' it was hilarious!!
Guy: "I love having benifriends!! Its such a relief!"
Guy's Friend: "Oh you mean you love having vaginary friends!"
Guy: "OMG!! Yes, I love having vaginary friends!!"
Guy's Friend: "Oh you mean you love having vaginary friends!"
Guy: "OMG!! Yes, I love having vaginary friends!!"
Vaginary Friends by Nefertiri November 30, 2009
Cosmetic Vaginery
A procedure where an older lady, or Boiler if you will, might have some excess piss flappery trimmed in order to make her vagina appear more attractive to a much younger and willing partcipant. Otherwise known as Labiaplasty.
Geez Maureen, you look trim, taught and terrific since that cosmetic vaginery and beard trim. You might want to choose a younger name though so they don't get suss on how old you really are.
Cosmetic Vaginery by wonderplumb April 25, 2011
vaginary
one who has imaginary vaginal friends. examples such as 15-18.5 year old males with raging hormones, with needy dominant hands of teenage coochMONGERS.
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Your vagination is going wild, you yeasty mouthed nut-hook!
¡CROOK NECKS NEED NOT APPLY TO BEING VAGINARY, you will be a virgin till you die!
¡CROOK NECKS NEED NOT APPLY TO BEING VAGINARY, you will be a virgin till you die!
vaginary by DickWeed8---D March 15, 2008
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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