Vaginapire

When you purposely eat a girl out on her period...

Dude: i just ate my girl out on her period...
Other dude: you're such a vaginapire...

by Marxos ekis December 29, 2017

vaginaphile

A vaginaphile (or vaginophile) is a person who has a strong positive predisposition or interest toward vaginas.

Chris is a total vaginaphile but can't stand hanging with women.

by silly1234 January 7, 2011

vaginarer

A slang term for vagina (female genitalia).
Prounounced "vag-eye-ner-err"

Come over here and stick your vaginarer in my mouth.

by stooch182 September 3, 2014

vaginophrenia

An unexplainable and inconsistent state of mind that comes from having a vagina. ALWAYS eventually results in senseless or irrational behavior by a woman.

The most prominent reason a man can never truly have a female best friend.

"I thought she was the first girl I could actually understand, she seemed cool."
"You underestimated the effects of vaginophrenia, my friend."

by Cullen/ RW September 28, 2008

Vaginacide

When a girl has her period, it is her vagina trying to kill itself for failing at its only task of creating a child. A vagina- suicide

Person 1: oh man my cramps are terrible today
Person 2: are you having a vaginacide today?
Person 1: yeah, I am

by Craycray_qirl November 18, 2015

vaginatized

Synonym for pussy-whipped. Analogous to dickmatized.

He should drop her, but she has him completely vaginatized.

by Mulder March 8, 2008

vaginahide

a vajajay that has been worn out repeatedly and is now suitable for making shoes and handbags

Tommy hit that so many times that he wore it out! Yeah Man! He gave her a total vaginahide!

Betty's vajayjay was so tore up that she was ready to market the vaginahide to Neiman Marcus.

by Penelope Storm August 5, 2012