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Vagina china 

This is a term used to describe any type of ass hole behavior. With special emphasis on the ones your friend probably talk about behind your back.
James:
"He took the money we were saving to buy the fan for our office and bought himself a hooker last night."

Jim:
"What a vagina china" thing to do
Vagina china by Erinski Easy January 22, 2009

china vagina 

an extremely slutty or loose girl of asain decent
after she got railed up the ass, the girl was pronounced the new china vagina
china vagina by iwlaywf December 10, 2004

china vagina 

One who has such a loose vagina, it is possible for them to fit China's entire populous in their vagina.

Basically means a girl who is very loose. Eg. sleeps with lots of guys.

Related to sickbag vagina.
Example 1.
That Paris Hilton might be the biggest China Vagina the world has ever seen.

Example 2.
Person 1: That chick over there sleeps with every guy.
Person 2: Yeah, she's a real china vagina.
china vagina by skitzor December 9, 2008

Designer China Vagina 

A surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so that it resembles a Chinese person’s slitty eyes.

Functionally this is of no benefit and can result in numerous health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.
Babs: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai ladyboy hooker: ‘I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina last week’
Babs (popping a couple of Viagra and unbuttoning frantically): ‘Buckle up..’

Designer China Vagina 

An expensive and often quite painful surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so as to resemble a Chinese person’s slitty eyes. Functionally this is of no benefit and can often result in several serious health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.
George: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai hooker: ‘As of last week I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina!’
George (popping a viagra and unbuckling furiously): ‘Buckle up..’

vagina to the china 

exerting yourself to the point of extreme involvement.

female version of "balls to the wall"
steve: "wow that was an awesome catch!"

carl: "yeah dude, she really went vagina to the china that time"
vagina to the china by JimmyO'face December 2, 2010
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