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One who can get any women he wants into bed, inevitably without any possibility of going home unsatisfied.
Quote from Family Guy:

Peter: Quagmire is a vagician... he practices vagic.
vagician by Vagic February 1, 2012
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vagiclean 

Medical cream ailment for vaginal crust build up.
"Vagiclean. When there's a little too much cheese on the taco."
vagiclean by Deno May 20, 2003
1. One who is particularly skilled at manipulating the vagina.
2. One who manipulates the reproductive organs of a female as a vocation, such as a gynecologist
"Anna always got all the girls. A master vagician, she could go down for hours"
"After attempting the baseball bat, Sarah thought it would be best to go see her vagician"
vagician by Shafer January 2, 2005

Vagicision 

Any decision made by a female, usually a bad decision.
When Eve ate the apple from the tree of knowledge, that was the original vagicision
Vagicision by BigDaddyYumYum October 8, 2010

vagiclean 

A medicinal cream used to rub on your twathole when it is feeling a bit too crusty.
Also, used to make flanges nice and lubricated for acts of coitus and cunnilingus
"Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's vagiclean"
vagiclean by Uncle Fungusface April 16, 2004
Any guy that can make a hot girl disappear. Possessing the uncanny ability to cockblock a guy just by walking up and talking.
God damn it Dave! Every time you come around the pussy disappears. A true vagician!
Vagician by Hephaestus October 25, 2014
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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