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vagician

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One who can get any women he wants into bed, inevitably without any possibility of going home unsatisfied.
Quote from Family Guy:

Peter: Quagmire is a vagician... he practices vagic.
vagician by Vagic February 1, 2012
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vagiclean 

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Medical cream ailment for vaginal crust build up.
"Vagiclean. When there's a little too much cheese on the taco."
vagiclean by Deno May 20, 2003

vagician

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1. One who is particularly skilled at manipulating the vagina.
2. One who manipulates the reproductive organs of a female as a vocation, such as a gynecologist
"Anna always got all the girls. A master vagician, she could go down for hours"
"After attempting the baseball bat, Sarah thought it would be best to go see her vagician"
vagician by Shafer January 2, 2005

Vagicision 

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Any decision made by a female, usually a bad decision.
When Eve ate the apple from the tree of knowledge, that was the original vagicision
Vagicision by BigDaddyYumYum October 8, 2010

vagiclean 

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A medicinal cream used to rub on your twathole when it is feeling a bit too crusty.
Also, used to make flanges nice and lubricated for acts of coitus and cunnilingus
"Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's vagiclean"
vagiclean by Uncle Fungusface April 16, 2004

Vagician

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Any guy that can make a hot girl disappear. Possessing the uncanny ability to cockblock a guy just by walking up and talking.
God damn it Dave! Every time you come around the pussy disappears. A true vagician!
Vagician by Hephaestus October 25, 2014
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