vageeta
vagina face
vageeta by joestepher June 11, 2012
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Vagetarian
Shelley, my boyfriends best friend is a real hunk and currently single, I could introduce you. Thanks but no thanks I've become a Vagetarian.
Vagetarian by Da Real JZ January 1, 2009
vagentacles
The metaphysical tentacles that creep from a nasty vagina and grab and devour the unwilling. typically found in especially stinky, disease ridden, vaginas, these tentacles can be fatal and most always result in some irreparable damage (to the psyche).
"Halford was never seen again after he fell into the clutches of Prudences vagentacles."
"She was fired from the bakery for tendrilling the customers with her vagentacles."
"'You wanna taste it?' she asked, presenting her vagentacles."
"She was fired from the bakery for tendrilling the customers with her vagentacles."
"'You wanna taste it?' she asked, presenting her vagentacles."
vagentacles by prof. lingfist December 16, 2008
Vageeter
She has a vageeter with lots of hair on it
Vageeter by Kkdoggiewitdabigdick August 16, 2020
Vagetarian
Instead of joining the health conscious vegetarian craze, a vagetarian dines on healthy portions of vagina. They feel that meat is an important part of one's daily nutritional intake, but eating box is a valuable source of nutrients which is often overlooked. A little muff diving never hurt anyone, so long as they bring their goggles.
Thomas became a vagetarian, in order to improve his lifestyle and increase his chances of receiving falatio.
Vagetarian by Mr. Fuel March 28, 2007
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