The metaphysical tentacles that creep from a nasty vagina and grab and devour the unwilling. typically found in especially stinky, disease ridden, vaginas, these tentacles can be fatal and most always result in some irreparable damage (to the psyche).

"Halford was never seen again after he fell into the clutches of Prudences vagentacles."

"She was fired from the bakery for tendrilling the customers with her vagentacles."

"'You wanna taste it?' she asked, presenting her vagentacles."

vagentacles by prof. lingfist December 16, 2008

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Vagenta

The color of the inside of a Vagina.

Ranges from a light pink to dark purple.

Name derivative from Magenta.

"That chick's pussy was a delightful shade of vagenta."

Vagenta by OddDude October 8, 2008

Vageena

A perfectly pink, symmetrical, and tight pussy that is achin' to be fucked. Usually moist, soft, and ready for penetration.

Dude, my girlfriend's pussy was totally a vageena last night, she was so achin' for my cock.

Vageena by Robzkabobz January 19, 2009

vageena lamoona

This is an example of the classic muff shot with a twist.
When a girl bends over to produce said moon, she leans a little further than needed and gives a little pussy shot with hair.
This is affectionately referred to as the vageena lamoona

"When Cargly got out of the shower she bent over to pick up her towel and gave me and Krint the best vageena lamoona ever!"
" I couldn't take my eyes off that shit!"

vageena lamoona by sussmeout December 17, 2008

vagenta

noun: an alternative for vagina, pussy, vaj, cunt, twat, va-jay-jay.

"Wow, that bitch has a sweet vagenta!"

vagenta by LizzyLizard December 2, 2007

vagenta

1.) The hot pink color of a hoohoo (vagina).
2.) The color only real men love.
3.) The color of Dave's Christmas tapestry.

1.) My hoo hoo was wet, throbbing, and the brightest vangenta I have ever seen.
2.) I bought my man a vagenta colored shirt for his birthday.
3.) Dave's Christmas tapestry is vagenta, and he's a real man, so he loves it!

vagenta by wildwindchild December 16, 2011

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026