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vagentacles
The metaphysical tentacles that creep from a nasty vagina and grab and devour the unwilling. typically found in especially stinky, disease ridden, vaginas, these tentacles can be fatal and most always result in some irreparable damage (to the psyche).
"Halford was never seen again after he fell into the clutches of Prudences vagentacles."
"She was fired from the bakery for tendrilling the customers with her vagentacles."
"'You wanna taste it?' she asked, presenting her vagentacles."
"She was fired from the bakery for tendrilling the customers with her vagentacles."
"'You wanna taste it?' she asked, presenting her vagentacles."
vagentacles by prof. lingfist December 16, 2008
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Vageena
A perfectly pink, symmetrical, and tight pussy that is achin' to be fucked. Usually moist, soft, and ready for penetration.
Vageena by Robzkabobz January 19, 2009
vageena lamoona
This is an example of the classic muff shot with a twist.
When a girl bends over to produce said moon, she leans a little further than needed and gives a little pussy shot with hair.
This is affectionately referred to as the vageena lamoona
When a girl bends over to produce said moon, she leans a little further than needed and gives a little pussy shot with hair.
This is affectionately referred to as the vageena lamoona
"When Cargly got out of the shower she bent over to pick up her towel and gave me and Krint the best vageena lamoona ever!"
" I couldn't take my eyes off that shit!"
" I couldn't take my eyes off that shit!"
vageena lamoona by sussmeout December 17, 2008
vagenta
vagenta by LizzyLizard December 2, 2007
vagenta
1.) The hot pink color of a hoohoo (vagina).
2.) The color only real men love.
3.) The color of Dave's Christmas tapestry.
2.) The color only real men love.
3.) The color of Dave's Christmas tapestry.
1.) My hoo hoo was wet, throbbing, and the brightest vangenta I have ever seen.
2.) I bought my man a vagenta colored shirt for his birthday.
3.) Dave's Christmas tapestry is vagenta, and he's a real man, so he loves it!
2.) I bought my man a vagenta colored shirt for his birthday.
3.) Dave's Christmas tapestry is vagenta, and he's a real man, so he loves it!
vagenta by wildwindchild December 16, 2011
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doorwall
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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