Vagilly

It's a bit like a Vagina and a bit like a willy.

Kind of a inverted penis.

USED as a measurement : "I'll have a Vagilly of JD please"

USED as a Greeting : "YO! Vagile"

USED as a mild insult : "Duh, Vagilllllly!"

by Alex Vagile Wilson January 31, 2008

Wet Vagilly

A Wet Vagilly is similar to a Wet Willy, except that instead of using saliva to lubricate the finger before it goes into someone's ear, the finger is wet with vaginal lubrication. Vagilly is a portmanteau of the words "Vagina" and "Willy."

Aaron: If you don't get out of bed, I'm going to give you a Wet Willy!
Trina: You better not, if you do, I'm going to give you a Wet Vagilly, and you don't want that, because I'm very aroused right now.
Aaron: Ok, you win...that's nasty.

by The Green Hornet October 16, 2008

Wet Vagilly

Similar to a wet willy except that instead of licking your finger to get it wet, you stick it in a woman's vagina to get your finger lubricated. Then you stick your finger in her ear like a wet willy.

I was rolling around naked with my girlfriend, and then all of a sudden she said she didn't feel like having sex. I was pissed, so I stuck my finger in her coochie and quickly gave her a wet vagilly to teach her a lesson.

by The Green Hornet October 27, 2008

Valilly

The most innovative talent management process and platform ever devised.

I quickly created the perfect business team by using Valilly.

by A.M. Strong October 16, 2019

vagillionaire

A person who gets so much pussy as to be considered as a vagillionaire.

MAN, Pete's so baller, he must be a vagillionaire.

by Devin and Radha September 16, 2007

vagilysis

Analysis founded on the basis of "because: vagina"

After thorough vagilysis of his words, Amelia concluded that Brad's description of electrical circuits was indeed mansplaining.

by selfimportantsht December 1, 2020

vagillion

A number equaling roughly 3.1 billion or the world female population.

"Hey buddy, forget about her. There are like a vagillion other girls out there!"

by Dannyboy July 2, 2004