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vagankle 

A portmanteau created by combining the words vagina and ankle; defined as when one is so obese that there is no thinning of the leg between the vagina and the ankle, thereby creating the illusion that they are fused together.
bob: so you left sarah?

dan: yeah, i was tired of having to look at her nasty-ass vagankles every morning.
vagankle by eds_poofed_hair October 9, 2008
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A vagina that is soooo loose, it hangs down to one's ankles.
Yo momma so loose, she tucks her vagankles in her socks.
Vagankles by Yelper Eric April 4, 2009

Vagankle 

Noun. A sight common among the morbidly obese. The point at which one is so obese that there is no thinning of the leg between the vagina and the ankle, which makes the leg appear to be one large tube of fat. Consequently "Vagankle" comes from the fusion of VAGina and ANKLE.
That fat woman has no legs, just two vagankles.
Vagankle by Camper Girl 2 July 7, 2010
when the lips of a vagina sag so low they reach the ankles.
As I made sweet love to her, the thwap of her vagankles made me stop.
vagankles by harry gumdrop August 14, 2009

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026