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vagankle 

A portmanteau created by combining the words vagina and ankle; defined as when one is so obese that there is no thinning of the leg between the vagina and the ankle, thereby creating the illusion that they are fused together.
bob: so you left sarah?

dan: yeah, i was tired of having to look at her nasty-ass vagankles every morning.
vagankle by eds_poofed_hair October 9, 2008
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Vagankle 

Noun. A sight common among the morbidly obese. The point at which one is so obese that there is no thinning of the leg between the vagina and the ankle, which makes the leg appear to be one large tube of fat. Consequently "Vagankle" comes from the fusion of VAGina and ANKLE.
That fat woman has no legs, just two vagankles.
Vagankle by Camper Girl 2 July 7, 2010

vagandles 

Crocs---sandles with holes---they are gay and for women.
Jake: "Hey Jim, how do you like my croc sandles?"

Jim: "Those aren't sandles, those are...vagandles!"
vagandles by Vagandle wearer September 18, 2009
when your va jay jay reaches your ankles..you fat fuck.
"HOLY SHIT that fat whore has a vajankle. And I thought cankles were bad!"

"you break my laptop, i break your vajankle"
vajankle by queen va jing jang August 19, 2007
A hyper-realistic model of an ankle with a vagina where the rest of the leg would be. It makes people with foot fetishes very happy!
“What’s your fave sex toy?”
“I <3 vajankles”
vajankle by anonymous January 22, 2022
when a girl is eating bogangles and you fuck her in the vagina
"Vagangles is the best thing i've ever done sexually"
Vagangles by Benny Martinez January 9, 2008
A hyper realistic model of a lone ankle with a vagina where the rest of the leg would be. This is usually not used for sexual purposes but would make someone with a foot fetish very happy.
The vajankle is the powerhouse of the cell.
vajankle by anonymous January 22, 2022