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Vytautas 

Vytautas is a name given to kings. He has the body like of greek god, a beautiful face and an amazing arse. He loves tickling.

He has the ability to make his queen orgasm in minutes..

Every woman wants a Vytautas, only Queens will keep one..
My god have you seen the abs on Vytautas. I wish he was mine
Vytautas by Queen Harley November 7, 2019
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Vytautas the Great 

Vytautas the Great was one of the best leaders in europe in XIV-XV century's joint. He led Lithuanian's great Duchy to become one of the strongest nations in Eastern Europe. He was the second Lithuanina king after Mindaugas,but due to Poland landlord's conspiracy he didn't recive his deserved crown.
What do you know about Vytautas the Great?
I've heard he was a great diplomat, general and a honourable man.
Vytautas the Great by Weetas January 16, 2006
Girl hitter, plays football, actually is really smart and kinda a nerd
Usually is very sweet except when a girl needs advice
Look, he is walking with three girls, he must be Vytenis
Vytenis by really comfy pillow case October 15, 2019
Frequently Vytaras means a way of playing Counter Strike Global offensive. For example you have a bomb to defend on a bomb site, but instead you play YOLO and decide to advance in order to get an extra kill. But whilst pursing a kill you get killed yourself. That is when you should be using word "Vytaras"
It is most popular between LIthuanian CS:GO players.
*Player loses a around due to rush*
John: OMG you play like Vytaras.
Vytaras by Voverie251 February 13, 2020

Vytautas 

The pinnacle of sigma male, has the biggest dick and probably fucked your mom. Tall and ripped he can bite your dick off, cook it and shove it up your ass if you disagree with him.
-Hey do you wanna have sex?
-Of course! You are Vytautas!
-k.
Vytautas by sefdex November 21, 2021
Vytaute a great friend to be with,she’s kind at all times and would do anything to someone happy she is a kind person to meet, never make her mad or KARMA is coming…
Emily:omg is that Vytaute? Jake: yea she’s the nicest around here!
Vytaute by Vytaute February 8, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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