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Volmert's law 

Volmert's law is a rule that allows employees to have an excused tardiness due to sexual activities.
Don't worry honey we have time to finish, I will just implement Volmert's law.
Volmert's law by Wooticus Maximus September 12, 2014
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Voldetart 

A person so toxic, they must not be named.
Throwing up into a frying-pan, cooking it in the style of an omelette, then eating it, dee-lish!
Jon was hungry last night, so he knocked out a vomlet,
vomlet by Louie G, Jon B October 28, 2006

Volketiti 

Volketiti is an iconic twitter legend
“tu connais volketiti ?”
“oui elle est trop drôle
Volketiti by houbini November 6, 2020

Vomlette 

The result of a puddle of vomit being heated by a hot pan or heated floor.
Dude, I wouldn't go in the bathroom. Someone just threw up and the heated floor's turning it into a vomlette.

Did you see that guy on Jackass who cooked a cheese and tomato vomlette?
Vomlette by dakarateka December 29, 2011

vomlette 

The vomiting of stomachs contents after a night of drinking and eating omlette at 3 in the morning. The result is a horrible mixture of Alcohol and omlette on the ground or in a toilet
When Kristen ate the omlette after a long night of drinking she went to the bathroom and vomletted
vomlette by Shocka Khan July 30, 2007