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An adjective to describe a person who uses large fictitious words to sound important when they are really a huge tool bag.

Derived from Steve Wernikoff of the FTC
Pete is such a valmeticulous douchebag since he got a job working for his dad's law firm
by freshhaggis June 28, 2010
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