Valmet

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damn is that a wild Valmet

Valmet by GG EZ September 13, 2020

Jimmy Valmer 

A disabled boy who walks on crutches and stutters in the show South Park. He first appeared in Season 5 Episode 2 "Cripple Fight". He calls himself "handi-capable" and is an amateur stand-up comedian.

Jimmy Valmer: Hey w-Wendy.

Wendy Testaburger: Yeah?

Jimmy: Stan says you're a cunt...cunt...you're a cunt...

Wendy: Well tell Stan to f*ck off! (walks off)

Jimmy: cunt...cunt...continuing source of inspiration to him!

Jimmy Valmer by x5xfrstylr June 28, 2012

Rusty Valet 

Eating ass in a car, usually in a semi public place, ie, McDonald's parking lot.

Mike gave me a Rusty Valet right there in the handicapped parking spot of Wal-Mart last night!
You better marry him Jane, he is a keeper!

Rusty Valet by Calopolus October 4, 2010

Valjeta 

Female name of Albanian origin, meaning life of the waves. Usually a female with angelic features. Nicknames include: val, vali, and jeta.

Her name is Valjeta, she must be heaven sent.

Valjeta by Angelface231 November 3, 2011

nigger valet

1) a self-important person that parks in fire lanes and no-parking zones in front of businesses. can be seen at Walmart or Kmart. Usuaaly has children in the back seat with grandmother swatting them from the front.
2) Someone who parks close to the doors of a store in order to save walking 20 more feet. typ. obese and needs more exercise.

"They ain't no parkin spaces close"

"Stupid, pull me up the front of the sto and we'll nigger valet it"

nigger valet by Frank Discussion October 1, 2006

Valet Wipe 

When your sexual partner cleans your genitals post climactic sexual intercourse.

Gary laid back enjoying the after glow after pounding Tonya to orgasm. She thanked him by cleaning herself and giving Gary a Valet Wipe.

Valet Wipe by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Valveteen Rub 

When the performer of fellatio has false teeth and removes them to allow the gums to come into play.

Kelly: So, you want a blow job.
John: Hell yes.
** Kelly removes her teeth **
John: WTF!!??
Kelly: What? You never had a valveteen rub?

Valveteen Rub by buckonz March 5, 2010