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Jimmy Valmer
A disabled boy who walks on crutches and stutters in the show South Park. He first appeared in Season 5 Episode 2 "Cripple Fight". He calls himself "handi-capable" and is an amateur stand-up comedian.
Jimmy Valmer: Hey w-Wendy.
Wendy Testaburger: Yeah?
Jimmy: Stan says you're a cunt...cunt...you're a cunt...
Wendy: Well tell Stan to f*ck off! (walks off)
Jimmy: cunt...cunt...continuing source of inspiration to him!
Wendy Testaburger: Yeah?
Jimmy: Stan says you're a cunt...cunt...you're a cunt...
Wendy: Well tell Stan to f*ck off! (walks off)
Jimmy: cunt...cunt...continuing source of inspiration to him!
Jimmy Valmer by x5xfrstylr June 28, 2012
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Valmet • valmeticulous • valetudo • Valet • VanMeter • Valdeta • Valeti • Valetirian • Valet parking • Valuetown
Rusty Valet
Mike gave me a Rusty Valet right there in the handicapped parking spot of Wal-Mart last night!
You better marry him Jane, he is a keeper!
You better marry him Jane, he is a keeper!
Rusty Valet by Calopolus October 4, 2010
Valjeta
Female name of Albanian origin, meaning life of the waves. Usually a female with angelic features. Nicknames include: val, vali, and jeta.
Valjeta by Angelface231 November 3, 2011
nigger valet
1) a self-important person that parks in fire lanes and no-parking zones in front of businesses. can be seen at Walmart or Kmart. Usuaaly has children in the back seat with grandmother swatting them from the front.
2) Someone who parks close to the doors of a store in order to save walking 20 more feet. typ. obese and needs more exercise.
2) Someone who parks close to the doors of a store in order to save walking 20 more feet. typ. obese and needs more exercise.
"They ain't no parkin spaces close"
"Stupid, pull me up the front of the sto and we'll nigger valet it"
"Stupid, pull me up the front of the sto and we'll nigger valet it"
nigger valet by Frank Discussion October 1, 2006
Valet Wipe
Gary laid back enjoying the after glow after pounding Tonya to orgasm. She thanked him by cleaning herself and giving Gary a Valet Wipe.
Valet Wipe by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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