The ultimate expression of disbelief, disappointment or surprise.
- Lil' Ol' Weezy got shot again? Van Daaaaamn...

- I just lost my jay'O Bee (job). Van DAMN!

- "VAN DAMN" that chick's got a Jake body!

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by Snoop Bloggy Blog March 4, 2008
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To shut off the light while someone is defecating in a public stall, rendering them as blind as Jean Claud Van Dam during one of the final scenes in Bloodsport. The Dam is changed to Damned to reflect the situation of the defecating person in question.
I can't believe that Kyle Van Damned me!
by Terin of PO August 9, 2007
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Expression of disbelief or approval, depending upon the circumstance. Used in place of "damn," but for humorous or witty effect, as it plays upon the actor's famous name.

One can further elaborate with "Jean Claude van DAAYAM!"
Guy 1: I just won a hundred bucks from the lottery!

Guy 2, who is a bit clever: Jean Claude van DAMN!
by el materdor December 24, 2008
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Interjection
Something becomes Jean-Claude Van Damn-like when it is both kick-ass and extremely outdated.
Eduardo: Remember Last Action Hero and Over The Top? Jean-Claude Van Damn!
by trueconnerite98 April 12, 2013
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while receiving head, wrap ur legs around her neck causing her to suficate and pass out, later waking up with a mouthful of semen
he wanted to give her a surprise for her birthday and needed time so he kkocked her out with a jon clod van damn
by maxir colona June 12, 2009
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