VAN DAMN

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The ultimate expression of disbelief, disappointment or surprise.

- Lil' Ol' Weezy got shot again? Van Daaaaamn...

- I just lost my jay'O Bee (job). Van DAMN!

- "VAN DAMN" that chick's got a Jake body!

*Term made popular by Snoop Bloggy Blog

VAN DAMN by Snoop Bloggy Blog March 3, 2008

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jean claude van damn

Expression of disbelief or approval, depending upon the circumstance. Used in place of "damn," but for humorous or witty effect, as it plays upon the actor's famous name.

One can further elaborate with "Jean Claude van DAAYAM!"

Guy 1: I just won a hundred bucks from the lottery!

Guy 2, who is a bit clever: Jean Claude van DAMN!

jean claude van damn by el materdor December 24, 2008

Related Words

VAN DAMN • Van Damned • van-damntastic • jean claude van damn • jon clod van damn • van • Van Halen • van gogh • Van Dykes • Van Go!

Jean-Claude Van Damn

Interjection
Something becomes Jean-Claude Van Damn-like when it is both kick-ass and extremely outdated.

Eduardo: Remember Last Action Hero and Over The Top? Jean-Claude Van Damn!

Jean-Claude Van Damn by trueconnerite98 April 12, 2013

jon clod van damn

while receiving head, wrap ur legs around her neck causing her to suficate and pass out, later waking up with a mouthful of semen

he wanted to give her a surprise for her birthday and needed time so he kkocked her out with a jon clod van damn

jon clod van damn by maxir colona June 12, 2009

Van Damned

To shut off the light while someone is defecating in a public stall, rendering them as blind as Jean Claud Van Dam during one of the final scenes in Bloodsport. The Dam is changed to Damned to reflect the situation of the defecating person in question.

I can't believe that Kyle Van Damned me!

Van Damned by Terin of PO January 1, 2009

van-damntastic

An excamation meant to convey sarcastic enthuasiam when when your buddies obviously exaggerate about any spectacular action they performed related to any martial art. A anti-tribute to the movie kickboxer of the same name.

Buddy: "So then I just did a flip kick and knocked out like 18 people...."
Response: "That's just van-damntastic, ass-wipe."

van-damntastic by Vicar September 24, 2005

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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