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V.I.L.F

Stands For Vampire I'd Like To Fuck. Because there are alot of people out there killing to fuck a vampire.
"oh my gosh!"
"what!?"
"look to your right.."
"so? it's Edward Cullen?"
"yeah! oh yeah! he's a total V.I.L.F!"
by V.I.L.F January 11, 2009
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V.P.I.L.F.

Vice President I'd Like to Fuck.

Most notably referring to 2008 Republican VP nominee Sarah Palin.
"Wow, I don't think I could spend four years forced to look at Joe Biden on CSPAN."

"We won't have to if the GOP pulls through, Sarah Palin is a V.P.I.L.F."

"Dude, you're right. She's hot."
by wickliffe November 1, 2008
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V.P.I.L.F.

by Jmaccobo October 21, 2008
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V.P.I.L.F.

vice president I'd like to fuck.
Similar to a milf but a vice president
Vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin might be the first V.P.I.L.F.! she is better than a M.I.L.F!
by stenmeister November 6, 2008
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V.P.I.L.F.

A Vice-President I would like to f***. One who is gloriously banging and will bring change to this nation by making 13 year old boys avid fans of Presidential Politics
"Dude did you see McCain's vp pick?"

"Yeah man Sarah Palin's banging, a real V.P.I.L.F."
by V.P.I.L.F. lover October 25, 2008
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Rolling On Floor Laughing So Hard Voldemort Uses Avada Kedavra On Me And I Live.
Person 1: *tell a joke*
Person 2: R.O.F.L.
Person 3: R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L.!!!
by Wrathchild11 December 16, 2010
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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
by Semmelweis December 16, 2018
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