May 12 Word of the Day
When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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Stands For Vampire I'd Like To Fuck. Because there are alot of people out there killing to fuck a vampire.
"oh my gosh!"
"look to your right.."
"so? it's Edward Cullen?"
"yeah! oh yeah! he's a total V.I.L.F!"
by V.I.L.F January 11, 2009
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Bree: *swoons* Oh my God, Edward Cullen...
Pogan: I know, he is a total VILF.
Bree: So are Jasper, Emmet, and Carlisle.
Pogan: You're right, they're all a bunch of VILF's
by ButterfliBritt August 09, 2008
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Vampire I'd Love to Fuck.
Take note, it's Love, so the vampire is REALLY hot.
Person 1: Have you read Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles?
Person 2: Why should I?
Person 1: First, the vampires don't sparkle.
Person 2: Then?
Person 1: The main guy, Lestat, is a VILF.
by Rockstar69 April 07, 2009
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Villainess I'd like to fuck!
Wow, that Catwoman...she's a definite VILF!
by Jorg Sacul August 05, 2006
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Vampire I'd like to fuck. Usually refering to the Cullens from the Twilight saga.
Lily: OME Edward, Jasper and Emmett are totally VILF
Alexandra: I know right they're so hot
Lily: To bad they're fictional
by LilyCeleste813 December 05, 2008
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