V.I.P. 

Very Impolite Person!

Q: Who decides that a person is important enough to use the V.I.P. lounge at Heathrow airport and what are the criteria?
A: Nope, V.I.P. stands for “Very Impolite Person”.

V.I.P. by quan cao tien July 5, 2010

v.i.p 

v.i.p
da best.
Very Importan Person or People

TIP comin live from the VIP.

v.i.p by julliams May 13, 2005

V.I.P. 

Very Important Person

for special people, i.e. at the airport, the V.I.P. lounge.

"This section is reserved for V.I.P.'s only"

V.I.P. by kool_k9 November 22, 2006

V.I.P. 

V.I.P: Vagina In-Pocket. When you know you got a girl's pussy conquered, you know you got love-makin' in the bag, it's goin down 2NITE.
The usefulness of this word is you can talk about a girl you're about to shag around many people, even right in front of her haha, but because VIP is already commonly used to refer to a Very Important Person, she won't notice that you are bragging/divulging sensitive information.
Very diverse usage.

Lady-Killer: Bro, I have been at this club for only a few hours, and i ALREADY got V.I.P. I'd like you to meet Kandy.
Bro: Boss, bro, boss
Hoe: Hi! My name is Kandy!

V.I.P. by Nasty_N8 January 17, 2011

V.I.P. 

Vagina Influenced Personality

When a man becomes pussy whipped, he starts thinking like a vagina. Like his girlfriend's vagina, his brain becomes a hollowed-out void of moist nothingness. Her pussy lips start effecting everything that comes out of his lips. Everything he says to and around her is in hopes of appeasing her so that she will give him vagina access. Common symptoms: Kissing her ass, apologizing for everything, thinking before EVERYTHING you say to her, continuously telling your friends they are "immature" in her presence.

My good buddy Zack told me this dirty joke the other day. When I repeated it in from of his girlfriend, he told me that I was a pervert and that I need to show some respect in front of her. And when I explained that he's the one that told me the joke, he denies it in front of her. Zach has a bad case of the V.I.P.

V.I.P. by Dicky L. June 21, 2008

V.I.P. 

V.I.P. is an acronym for "Vanilla Ice Paraphrase." It means changing one small part of something and claiming it as your own. Just like Vanilla Ice did in his hit song "Ice Ice Baby." He used a another songs melody and claimed it as his own because of one small change.

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's morning?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of June,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date".

When a person is confronted with the plagiarism of the poem above the accuser might say, "Just because you V.I.P. a poem doesn't make it yours!"

V.I.P. by William Rains April 6, 2008

V.I.P 

Rare prison or criminal slang term for Vicious Individual Person.. Mostly used with european criminals (amsterdam to eastern europe)and in some parts of the states..

You heard what that v.i.p did last night? he cut his finger off because he didnt payed that 20 €uros in time..
That bastard is the most V.I.P'st mofo on the planet.

V.I.P by gridsam May 27, 2008