V.I.Poo 

A product made by Reckitt Benckiser primarily for the American market. It consists of a spray which is directed into the toilet bowl, before defecation, which prevents obnoxious odours contaminating the atmosphere. It is set to become the new must have for every brain dead silly bitch suffering from acute princess syndrome as she will now be able to convince herself that, when she drops her devil’s dumplings into the bowl, her shit don’t stink.

V.I.Poo must have been made with Lily Allen or Kim Kardashian in mind

V.I.Poo by AKACroatalin March 17, 2017

V.I.Poo 

Taking a dump in luxurious, backstage toilets at a gig or festival.

Despite the lateness of the hour, Marc decided to spurn the Indian style long drop latrines in favour of a half hour walk to the Hospitality area of the festival for a much deserved V.I.Poo. Funnily enough, on his trek, he spotted Alexa Chung doing a V.I.Pee in the bushes.

V.I.Poo by MarcB July 1, 2008