V.F.D 

a highly secret and mysterious organisation, which Lemony Snicket often mentions in his series of unfortunate books about the lives of the three Baudelaire orphans. it has been suggested that its volunteers work to investigate and extinguish intentionally started fires, but nothing is certain.

V.F.D volunteers use a great number of complex codes to communicate safely, and the commonly used password is
'The World Is Quiet Here' - but do not tell anyone that...

what IS V.F.D? what do they do??
will we ever know...?

V.F.D by parlez January 19, 2005

V.F.D. 

An acronym used for various things in the book series "A Series of Unfortunate Events".

Volunteer Fire Department
Very Fancy Doilies
Very Fine Disguises
Volunteer Feline Dectives
Vertical Fire Diversion
Very Fascinating Drama
Volunteers Fighting Disease
Village of Fowl Devotees
Valley of Four Drafts
Verbal Fridge Dialogue
Very Fun Day
Vinegar Flavored Doughnuts
Violent Frozen Dragonflies
Voracious Fierce Dragon
Vain Fat Dictator
Verdant Flammable Devices
Vernacularly Fastened Door

V.F.D. by Mark Bryan September 28, 2003

V.F.D.S

Very Fucking Dumb Syndrome
(Noun)

When a person does something that is stupid, irrational, retarded,etc. constantly to the point where it seems like they have a mental issue.

I can’t believe i did that. It’s like i have V.F.D.S

V.F.D.S by dbragg October 18, 2018

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

M/F/V/D 

shorthand for "Male/Female/Veteran/Disabled"

Job opportunity for M/F/V/D

M/F/V/D by FKN_Ray January 9, 2009

F.V.D. 

a Acronym for all valentine haters everywhere should know
FUCK VALENTINES DAY

F.V.D.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

F.V.D. by NiceMan February 17, 2007

F.V.D. 

fishy vaginal disorder (F.V.D.)-an infection found in most college dorms caused by a broken fish stick to be inside the outer urethral layers of a young female. cause severe shakes and rotton fish smelling queefs, can be treated with acetone or malic acid.

I wanted to prick her but she had fishy vaginal disorder

F.V.D. by will k January 5, 2003