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spaz out

verb: to spaz out

this basically means to either:
a) have a spasm/twitch type thing
or b) get extremely angry and go a bit mental.
a) will you stop spazzing out? it's only a spider...

b) we pissed off our chemistry teacher so much today she just spazzed out!
by parlez February 17, 2005
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V.F.D

a highly secret and mysterious organisation, which Lemony Snicket often mentions in his series of unfortunate books about the lives of the three Baudelaire orphans. it has been suggested that its volunteers work to investigate and extinguish intentionally started fires, but nothing is certain.

V.F.D volunteers use a great number of complex codes to communicate safely, and the commonly used password is
'The World Is Quiet Here' - but do not tell anyone that...
what IS V.F.D? what do they do??
will we ever know...?
by parlez January 19, 2005
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noel fielding

an extremely talented cockney ragamuffin comedian with razor sharp timing and the cheekbones to match, noel fielding is one half of the amazing Mighty Boosh (the other half being the fabulous Julian Barratt).

the pointy-faced Noel plays all manner of curious characters in The Mighty Boosh radio, tv and live shows, the main one being Vince Noir; Rock N Roll Star/Goth Fairy/Electro Poof
( a few other examples for ya: an evil green cockney manwitch, a mexican sex-crazed bongo player and a funky transexual merman :D)

Noel is also a celebrated stand-up in his own right, with his surreal and fantastical style enchanting pretty much anyone who has the fortune of seeing him perform.

i think you may be able to tell from the above gushing that he's also a tad gorgeous. actually, make that friggin' HOT. in a pointy way.

:D
"noel fielding has girl hair and wears makeup...why oh why is he still so blummin' attractive?!"

"Vince Noir..........Electro Poof"

"I'm a cockney geezer, watch me bleed yer!"

"I'm Old Greeeeeeegg!"
by parlez April 30, 2006
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msn MySpace comment junkie

someone who trawls through random strangers' msn MySpaces, leaving inane comments in the vain hope that they might get some equally inane comments in return, in order to boost their own crippingly small sense of self-worth.

harsh but true.
HEY LUV UR SPACE LOL LEAVE A COMMENT ON MINE!!! XOXOXOXOX
by parlez August 23, 2005
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divvy

a simple and highly amusing insult, which probably has a deep and very interesting origin, of which i kno nothing. i just like saying it. so if u ARE interested in learning where this insult came from, please read the other definitions on this here page.

u divvy.
"stop being such a divvy, u big divvy, u!"
by parlez January 18, 2005
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are we here?

this is an infinately more irritating variation on the infamous "are we theeeeere yet?" question, which is relentlessly asked by bored children on long car jouneys.
whereas the question "are we there yet?" makes sense - seeing as you're talking about the place that you are HEADING to that you haven't actually REACHED yet - the question "are we here?" (which is asked as the journey is drawing to a close) is entirely infuriating. the reason is this: whenever, and WHEREever, you utter this question, the answer will always be 'yes! of course we're 'here' you silly child!! you could at least ask an annoying question that makes SENSE!!"
jees...
parent: "ooh look, there's the sign for our hotel!"
child: "are we here?"
parent: *flips out and chucks child out of window*
by parlez January 18, 2005
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jim carrey

a very talented and well-known canadian comic actor (whose face-pulling abilities have often earnt him the label 'rubber-faced'...a surprisingly accurate description)
he has been recognized by just about everyone everywhere as both a fantabulous funny guy and impressively serious actor. go jim.
a selection of funny guy films:
~ The Mask
~ Liar Liar
~ The Grinch
~ Ace Ventura
~ Bruce Almighty
~ A Series of Unfortunate Events

a selection of serious actor films:
~ The Truman Show
~ Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
~ Man On The Moon
by parlez January 21, 2005
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