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To effectively interrupt intercourse after a (presumably older ) man has taken Viagra. It's a variation of cock blocking, but understandably the situation is more dire, and super depressing.

Example "I just took Viagra and took out my teeth..and my attorney called to talk about my will"
Example "I just took Viagra and now my grand daughter has decided to stop in for a visit"
Example "I just took Viagra and now I forgot to take my heart medication so I have to wait for those to work first"
i just took Viagra and my attorney called about my will...it was a total v block
V block by beckyboo76 September 20, 2014
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The female version of a cockblock. When one woman blocks another woman from scoring with someone she finds attractive.
1. "I have been talking to that guy all night, and she comes and chats him up. Really? A V-block? I thought we were friends."

2. "She totally V-blocked me. I wanted to get with that guy, but she came up shaking her tits all around. I knew she was jealous of me and now he will want to chase her."
V-block by missmissy May 12, 2013
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v block beatdown 

what youre gonna get if you keep hatin' on my v block boys. they will rock your dome then bang you out one punch
that guy got his dome rocked in a v block beatdown

v-blocks 

a turf within the infamous FLEMO PARK-head shot capital or face shot central - on the other side of spanbridge.
dont bait out V-block. Welcome to V-blocks
v-blocks by Deu2e November 18, 2006

Black Label 2 v.6 

An ultimate beer-bong machine, capable of flushing out a full can of beer in mere seconds. Ergonomically designed to eliminate all foam, and the sixth version includes a built-in plug created from the finest Japanese chopsticks. Constructed with the most expensive PCP pipes of medieval England, combined with Cosco's most luxurious Propel and Vitamin Water bottles. The only competitor its rival, and brother, The Leviathan.

Fun Fact: The original Black Label was built way back in the summer of '08 using cardboard poster paper, wrapped in saran wrap. Over 25 adjustments have been made, including foam-reducers, beer filters, caps, funnels, plugs, aesthetics, grip, mouthpiece, and painting.

*The Leviathan can only be seen at night, much like the pokemon Hoot-Hoot.
KW: let's chug beers
BL: let's make a beer bong. i'll make the black label 2 v.6 and race it against your leviathan
Black Label 2 v.6 by Rita Malek December 9, 2008
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