the Tsar of all alcholic drinks, made in Russia from the blood of Putin and distilled into it's purest form, all other alcohol is weak compared to vodka. vodka is the go-to drink to forget something.

Kyle: hey ivan want to have a couple beers at the bar, cause I ain't having vokda again
ivan: как вы смеете не уважать русский любимый напиток, вы должны быть слепым, чтобы не нравиться водки. трахни тебя, киска сука.
Kyle: okay then.
ivan: chugs vodka

Vodka by Somsaltibois July 14, 2018

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Vodka

Vodka is a clear, colorless, unaged liquor "made from ethyl alcohol from agricultural origin". It was originally made in Russia from potatoes, but today's vodka, which is almost odorless and tasteless, is usually made from grain, primarily barley and wheat, and occationally from rye.

Vodka is integral to many cocktails such as the Screwdriver, Bloody Mary and Vodka Martini. If served straight, it should always be icy-cold.

Flavored vodkas have become popular in the United States and may be flavored with anything from fruits to hot peppers. Some flavored vodkas are even sweetened slightly.

Vodka by KingTT June 21, 2003

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