Utvalde 

stinky hacker man

- That Utvalde sure is hacking.

Utvalde by insertausernamehere May 8, 2024

uvalde 

Extreme cowardice displayed by police, security guards and other figures of authority during an ongoing mass-shooting event.

The police had ample chance to stop the carnage but they were too uvalde.

uvalde by Max Digz June 6, 2022

uvalded 

Did nothing and waited, even if it was their job and even with the presence of equipment.

Public relations response will focus on damage control.

A: Anita Alvarez fainted underwater and the lifeguards did nothing.
B: So the lifeguards uvalded?

uvalded by creationisthater June 23, 2022

Uvalde PD 

noun, singular
1) Extreme cowardice, usually due to incompetence.
2) Pussy

John is to Uvalde PD to approach stop his wife from cucking him. She's out right now getting her Uvalde PD pounded.

Uvalde PD by BasedMF June 23, 2022

Uvalde Police Department 

Uvalde Police Department; Also UPD, or Bozo Patrol. A safe place to put body armor in case you need to keep it in good shape.

Uvalde Police Department Cops, lie to the press and grieving families about failing their sworn police duties. A place where cowards go to hide while children dial 911, say OMG and mean it. Where you will be hauled out by your cuffed wrists for one finger of weed but an 18 year old can walk onto school grounds with a long rifle an suffer no annoying questions from B.F.L. UPD clowns. A place where cowards go to hide while children dial 911 and say OMG and mean it.

Uvalde Police Department by The Repurposed Male May 28, 2022

Uvalde Police 

A coward

Bro, are you really that scared of breaking a nail? It's just basketball! Go join the Uvalde Police

Uvalde Police by Invisible_Grapefruit May 27, 2022

Uvalde 

verb, transitive. To use government authority to make a bad situation worse.

“The police spent 45 minutes uvalding in the hallway while the shooter executed the children.”

“Did the officer help you change your tire? No, he *uvalded* by shooting my dog and towing my car

Uvalde by Purple Wizard May 28, 2022