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Extreme cowardice displayed by police, security guards and other figures of authority during an ongoing mass-shooting event.
The police had ample chance to stop the carnage but they were too uvalde.
uvalde by Max Digz June 6, 2022
Did nothing and waited, even if it was their job and even with the presence of equipment.

Public relations response will focus on damage control.
A: Anita Alvarez fainted underwater and the lifeguards did nothing.
B: So the lifeguards uvalded?
uvalded by creationisthater June 23, 2022

Uvalde PD 

noun, singular
1) Extreme cowardice, usually due to incompetence.
2) Pussy
John is to Uvalde PD to approach stop his wife from cucking him. She's out right now getting her Uvalde PD pounded.
Uvalde PD by BasedMF June 23, 2022

Uvalde Police Department 

Uvalde Police Department; Also UPD, or Bozo Patrol. A safe place to put body armor in case you need to keep it in good shape.
Uvalde Police Department Cops, lie to the press and grieving families about failing their sworn police duties. A place where cowards go to hide while children dial 911, say OMG and mean it. Where you will be hauled out by your cuffed wrists for one finger of weed but an 18 year old can walk onto school grounds with a long rifle an suffer no annoying questions from B.F.L. UPD clowns. A place where cowards go to hide while children dial 911 and say OMG and mean it.

Uvalde Police 

Bro, are you really that scared of breaking a nail? It's just basketball! Go join the Uvalde Police
verb, transitive. To use government authority to make a bad situation worse.
“The police spent 45 minutes uvalding in the hallway while the shooter executed the children.”

“Did the officer help you change your tire? No, he *uvalded* by shooting my dog and towing my car
Uvalde by Purple Wizard May 28, 2022
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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