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Manjaro Users

These people like the idea of Arch Linux or either don't know how to or don't want to install Arch by themselves!

(I use Manjaro shush)
"Manjaro Users are lazy"
"Stfu you use Ubuntu"
Manjaro Users by iheartthecregg January 28, 2021

RIP Headphone Users

When people upload videos that are unnecessarily and surprisingly loud, even at normal volume, giving the impression that the loudness killed people who use headphones due to their proximity to the ears.
YouTube video: "Barney sings I love you"
Audio (volume X9999): "I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY!"
Comment: RIP Headphone Users
RIP Headphone Users by udusers1 October 23, 2011
United States Redneck Special Forces

A highly classified Special Forces division from the Southern United States. They are called in when all hope is lost. These big 'ol gun loving boys with their 2nd amendment were dropped off in the middle east and have been given ONLY the following facts about terrorists:

1) The season just opened up today.
2) There is no bag limit
3) They taste just like deer
4) They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus
5) They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt Sr.

The Pentagon expects the problem in the Middle East to be over by Friday
ISIS? HA. Nothing the USRSF can't handle
usrsf by Copenhagen Country Boy December 2, 2014

tumblr users

tumblr users are a bunch of mentally handicapped land whales.

Linux Users 

The proudest people you'll ever meet
Linux Users by Blue Ruse August 8, 2006

Urban Dictionary Users 

Weird humanoid creatures that roam around making unfunny sex jokes. Legends say they live inside their parent's basement and haven't come out ever since they graduated highschool.
Urban Dictionary Users scare me, even if I am one myself
Urban Dictionary Users by GrilledGoat September 13, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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