Easter in Croatian, and it actually has a meaning , it means "Ressuruction", unlike in English, in wich the word "Easter" has nothing to do with Jesus.
When people upload videos that are unnecessarily and surprisingly loud, even at normal volume, giving the impression that the loudness killed people who use headphones due to their proximity to the ears.
YouTube video: "Barney sings I love you"
Audio (volume X9999): "I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY!"
Comment: RIP Headphone Users
A highly classified Special Forces division from the Southern United States. They are called in when all hope is lost. These big 'ol gun loving boys with their 2nd amendment were dropped off in the middle east and have been given ONLY the following facts about terrorists:
1) The season just opened up today.
2) There is no bag limit
3) They taste just like deer
4) They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus
5) They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt Sr.
The Pentagon expects the problem in the Middle East to be over by Friday
Weird humanoid creatures that roam around making unfunny sex jokes. Legends say they live inside their parent's basement and haven't come out ever since they graduated highschool.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.