GrilledGoat's definitions

Nagisa Shiota

A beautiful and lovely 100% girl with mommy issues

Person1: Nagisa Shiota is my waifu
Person2: Bro he's a guy

by GrilledGoat September 28, 2021

Yandere Simulator

Something that will never happen

A: Have you heard of Yandere Simulator
B: Oh yeah, my grandmother has been waiting for it's release since she was 12

by GrilledGoat January 10, 2022

UwU Cat Boy

An incredibly contagious disease that turns gacha characters into steriotypical gay bottom femboys. Studies have shown to be most common in males around the ages of 15-19, some sympoms of this disease are:
-Shrinking to the size of an eight year old
-Wearing all pink, or any other pastel colour
-Being horny 24/7
-Being in heat, despite being a human male
-Having no free will
-Wearing ridiculously short skirts and tops that are most likely against the school's dress code
If you, or anyone you know shows signs of this disease, call the hospital immediatley, for this is an incredibly infectious disease. There is still no cure to be found, but, if treated in time and with therapy and exorcism, it can be prevented and even annulated

UwU Cat Boy: UwU
Normal human being: Wtf

by GrilledGoat May 7, 2021

Urban Dictionary Users

Weird humanoid creatures that roam around making unfunny sex jokes. Legends say they live inside their parent's basement and haven't come out ever since they graduated highschool.

Urban Dictionary Users scare me, even if I am one myself

by GrilledGoat September 13, 2021

Female Dog

A female dog

Female dog: Hi
Random person: you little bi--

by GrilledGoat April 25, 2021

SJW

A world filled with stylish jiraffes

A: Hey do you want to go to SJW?
B: The social group?
A: No, I mean stylish jiraffe world

by GrilledGoat January 23, 2022

Kel Memes

All Kel memes are cannon

-Hey what is that?
-Oh it's a Kel meme, all Kel memes are cannon

by GrilledGoat May 6, 2021