Urineboat

Someone who is so GALACTICALLY STUPID, it gives you a headache to think down at their level. Also, just the very sight of said person tends to take you off your appetite for 3-4 days.

"...he is pretty damn stupid. He thinks he's funny, he thinks he's cute, what a urineboat."

by DVD-111 May 9, 2007

urineblast

Urineblast : when one has to urinate so badly, ( usually upon arising in the morning ) the resultant stream produced has an explosion-like effect.

I got up this morning and went to the bathroom to urinate. My urineblast punched a hole through the toilet bowl.

by Dragonwolf November 7, 2018

Urinepot

Toilet

I took a wizz in the urinepot today.

by Mr. Lovelyass September 23, 2010

Urinabate

The act of urinating while vigorously masturbating.

Dude, I kill two "birds" with one nut when I urinabate.

by TheDrunkenNinja December 8, 2012

urinebitch

A posh person with a piss kink.

Montgomery over there is such a urinebitch!

by Eggy Bread 69 July 30, 2023

Urinehoaxing

When a man spreads his earwax on his urethra before penetrative sex, in order to dye his semen yellow to create the illusion he urinated inside his woman, when in reality he ejaculated.

Jonathan: I really like this girl but she won’t let me but in her cause she’s scared of getting preggo!

Daquavius: just urinehoax her!

Jonathan: what’s urinehoaxing?

Daquavius: when you shove earwax down your urethra to create a urine-like effect!

by Poopfartdickyhead May 26, 2025