Urinehoaxing

When a man spreads his earwax on his urethra before penetrative sex, in order to dye his semen yellow to create the illusion he urinated inside his woman, when in reality he ejaculated.

Jonathan: I really like this girl but she won’t let me but in her cause she’s scared of getting preggo!

Daquavius: just urinehoax her!

Jonathan: what’s urinehoaxing?

Daquavius: when you shove earwax down your urethra to create a urine-like effect!