In 1839, a man by the name of Waldron poopcock wanted to play a prank on his pee in ass loving wife. He coated his urethra with earwax, and then busted a load. It seemed like pee, but in reality, he had finally busted his precious nut inside his wife! When she learned about the prank during to cum bring in her diarrhea, she shot and killed him.
by Poopfartdickyhead May 20, 2025
When a man spreads his earwax on his urethra before penetrative sex, in order to dye his semen yellow to create the illusion he urinated inside his woman, when in reality he ejaculated.
Jonathan: I really like this girl but she won’t let me but in her cause she’s scared of getting preggo!
Daquavius: just urinehoax her!
Jonathan: what’s urinehoaxing?
Daquavius: when you shove earwax down your urethra to create a urine-like effect!
Daquavius: just urinehoax her!
Jonathan: what’s urinehoaxing?
Daquavius: when you shove earwax down your urethra to create a urine-like effect!
by Poopfartdickyhead May 26, 2025
An early human practice dating to as far back as 5000 bce. Primal dudfighting is when a group of early humans would collect their feces over time, and then be placed in a ring alongside each other to fight with it. Many of these early humans died of infections due to how unsanitary it really was.
Grank: me challenge you to dud fight!
Derk: you not know who you mess with!
Grank: when moon go down tomorrow we fight!
Derk: fight is on!
(This is a great example of primal dudfighting. This dialogue was found written in a cave.)
Derk: you not know who you mess with!
Grank: when moon go down tomorrow we fight!
Derk: fight is on!
(This is a great example of primal dudfighting. This dialogue was found written in a cave.)
by Poopfartdickyhead May 26, 2025
When you’re getting such good, slobbery, heavenly, beautiful penile head that you shit yourself through the sky all the way to Peru. There have been multiple incidents of this happening, the most notable being that of harry koksuker, from Thailand.
Harry koksuker: I’m going to get head now please girl
His girlfriend: ok but be warned it’s really good
Harry koksuker: he went to peru (got peruvian diarrhea blast)
His girlfriend: ok but be warned it’s really good
Harry koksuker: he went to peru (got peruvian diarrhea blast)
by Poopfartdickyhead May 20, 2025