The mom-like friend in the group. It may seem like they're responsible, reliable, and really chill until you become her therapist 24/7. And then you realize.
Darn it, Urika's ranting to me about how her universal mass increased by 0.071 yoctograms for the 20th time this week. I should be paid for this.
A fucking hilarious YouTuber who talks about the failures of several sports franchises and even some sports organizations. Usually referring to them as "lolcows" he usually lampoons teams for their numerous fuck ups. Another popular series of his is his hater's guide series. He is a must watch for anyone who likes sports. Also is obsessed with SeatGeek
"Did you see UrinatingTree's video on the Red Wings?
"Yeah man he ripped them to shreds!"
"I know. He's brilliant
Urska. A girl. A badass Russian girl who likes to drink vodka. In Arabic it means Diamond. She radiates beauty and lights up any room she enters, just like a diamond. She is not only beautiful, but smart. She knows more than it may seem; she's often the smartest one in the room. Boys fall in love with her as soon as they see her and meet her personality. She is the most beautiful girl that i have ever seen. She can make hearts stop with one simple smile. She is always laughing and making people around her laugh as well. She makes it impossible not to love her. She looks like an angel from heaven above. When you see her she shines like a freshly polished dime. Yes I said dime, because she is a ten. With a body like Kim K and a face like Angelina Jolie. She is a wonder. Hit that.
A: Have you seen that Urska girl?
B: the one with big booty, the cutest smile and blue eyes?
A: yes, her
B: backoff boy, she's mine