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Uppity Urbanite
Someone who thinks that living downtown is the only way to go and that everyone else is an uncultured rube.
“I can’t visit her, she lives in the suburbs for God’s sake! You might as well ask me to go to the deep south or the dark heart of Africa or some other place with no running water or appletinis!” Shrieked the uppity urbanite.
“Oh...my...God....is that a cow?! Hold me, I’m scared, it’s going to be just like Deliverance”
“Shut the fuck up, Catherine. If you’re going to pull this uppity urbanite shit with me we will end this road trip right now.”
“Oh...my...God....is that a cow?! Hold me, I’m scared, it’s going to be just like Deliverance”
“Shut the fuck up, Catherine. If you’re going to pull this uppity urbanite shit with me we will end this road trip right now.”
Uppity Urbanite by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
feral urbanites
1. dysfunctional city dwellers, prone to acts of violence or aggression
2. city-dwelling, undomesticated, ignorant, amoral members of the lower class; often adored with tattoos and affiliated with gangs
3. work-averse inner city thugs engaging in illicit schemes of self-enrichment (e.g. looting, robbery, carjacking, knockdown games), at the expense of innocent victims perceived as weak or defenseless (e.g. old people, lone drunks, gays, transvestites)
4. followers of corrupt, self-aggrandizing corporate extortionists and inciters of race riots, such as Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton
2. city-dwelling, undomesticated, ignorant, amoral members of the lower class; often adored with tattoos and affiliated with gangs
3. work-averse inner city thugs engaging in illicit schemes of self-enrichment (e.g. looting, robbery, carjacking, knockdown games), at the expense of innocent victims perceived as weak or defenseless (e.g. old people, lone drunks, gays, transvestites)
4. followers of corrupt, self-aggrandizing corporate extortionists and inciters of race riots, such as Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton
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a: "Dude, those feral urbanites have been following us for the last half hour"
b: "S'ahright, man, if they try to rob us I'll trayvon the first one -- the others will scatter like cockroaches when the lights go on"
a: "Dude, those feral urbanites have been following us for the last half hour"
b: "S'ahright, man, if they try to rob us I'll trayvon the first one -- the others will scatter like cockroaches when the lights go on"
feral urbanites by GoAheadMakeMyDay July 25, 2012
urbantool
Someone who either
1. Adds their own name to Urbandictionary, describing it as "very cool person etc"
2. Adds their (online) enemy's name to Urbandictionary, describing it as "biggest turd on the planet etc"
Urbantools are to be hunted down and punished severely.
1. Adds their own name to Urbandictionary, describing it as "very cool person etc"
2. Adds their (online) enemy's name to Urbandictionary, describing it as "biggest turd on the planet etc"
Urbantools are to be hunted down and punished severely.
It's less fun to browse Urbandictionary with all these urbantools adding dumb bullshit that is relevant only to them and, at most, three other people.
Sophisticated Urbanite
Someone who is urban and cityish but still sophisticated with impecable taste. And no one ever questions their fashion choices. They envy their amazing use of slang and wide range of vocabulary. They are personable and people want to talk to them. You can only be designated this term.
Britney: "Look at Grayce. Her outfit is amazing. Edgy, but stylish."
Katie:"I know, she's such a sophisticated urbanite."
Katie:"I know, she's such a sophisticated urbanite."
Sophisticated Urbanite by meowwoman March 2, 2009
rur-urbanite
rur-urbanite by Dog eats God August 11, 2010
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