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urbantool 

Someone who either

1. Adds their own name to Urbandictionary, describing it as "very cool person etc"

2. Adds their (online) enemy's name to Urbandictionary, describing it as "biggest turd on the planet etc"

Urbantools are to be hunted down and punished severely.
It's less fun to browse Urbandictionary with all these urbantools adding dumb bullshit that is relevant only to them and, at most, three other people.
urbantool by Damstoner March 15, 2009
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urbandoosh 

(n.) An editor on Urbandictionary.com that sees a definition for a new word and sometimes rejects it, then submits their own (often derogatory) definition for that word.

(v.) The action by an Urbandictionary.com editor where they might reject a definition for a new word and then submit their own competing definition for that word.
The word I submitted to Urbandictionary.com was urbandooshed by an urbandick.
urbandoosh by fcsuper October 20, 2007

urbanologist 

By interviewing drug addicts, the urbanologist noticed the wane of crack and the rise of meth in NYC.
urbanologist by clevergypsy February 23, 2007

Urbandoosh 

A word to describe the dooshes of urban dictionary who dont publish good words
Hey look, there go the urbandooshe's again rejecting another word
Urbandoosh by CaptainJames1 June 12, 2016

urbanwolf 

General all round top geezer who puts up with welsh bints huggling him. Also he isnt obsessed by prinny at all. Honest.
17:46 * prinny huggles urbanwolf
urbanwolf by UrbanWolf December 19, 2003
A sub-culture of contemporay persons who live, work and play in an "urban village" area of a city's core, placing a high value on being a part of a "walkable" community. They typically have an optimistic, environmentally conscious, open-minded outlook on life and place an emphasis on organic and natural living.

Characteristics include: active, time-poor, city-proud, media-literate, brand-centric, trend-sensitive, culturally-aware. Urbanolas are enjoy being at the hub of a large, localized, like-minded, social network consisting of those that expect to live a meaningful, responsible, consumer-centric, experience-rich urban life.
Urbanola's enjoy pet-friendly outdoor cafes, farmers markets, greenspaces, liquid brunches, Sunday-Funday, picnics in the park, art festivals, walking/biking to shopping/dining.

urbancholy 

when the word that you submitted to Urban Dictionary isn't chosen
She felt urbancholy after submitting her 49th word to Urban Dictionary and receiving her 49th rejection.
urbancholy by charlestonchick July 21, 2014
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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