Urbanites 

A retarded and braindead group of people who should have been killed by Pol Pot

Chad 1: I'm fucking tired of the retarded shit urbanites say
Chad 2: Pol Pot was right, we should have killed all those bastards when we had the chance

Urbanites by မြန်မာ April 11, 2022

feral urbanites 

1. dysfunctional city dwellers, prone to acts of violence or aggression

2. city-dwelling, undomesticated, ignorant, amoral members of the lower class; often adored with tattoos and affiliated with gangs

3. work-averse inner city thugs engaging in illicit schemes of self-enrichment (e.g. looting, robbery, carjacking, knockdown games), at the expense of innocent victims perceived as weak or defenseless (e.g. old people, lone drunks, gays, transvestites)

4. followers of corrupt, self-aggrandizing corporate extortionists and inciters of race riots, such as Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton

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a: "Dude, those feral urbanites have been following us for the last half hour"

b: "S'ahright, man, if they try to rob us I'll trayvon the first one -- the others will scatter like cockroaches when the lights go on"

feral urbanites by GoAheadMakeMyDay July 25, 2012

sophisticated urbanites 

politically correct and polite way of calling a gay person. male usually.

Sophisticated Urbanites usually have refined taste in clothings, food, music, furnishing, etc. and are marvelous!
I am a sophisticated urbanite.

sophisticated urbanites by markkillerz May 21, 2005

urbanthesaurus 

websiste which should be set up by the creators of this one, (the domain they already own, as typing in urbanthesaurus.com brings up UD) Listing cool alternatives to boring insults such as arse, turd and dick. It could work in the same way this site does, with users sending in the words and phrases, and a search bar!

Hey im bored calling Lee a dick I wanna website where I can get better words for dick! "how about urbanthesaurus .com its just been created!

urbanthesaurus by Jinxxx December 7, 2006

Urbanice 

Urbanice is another way to call a Bernice

Oh my gosh, I heard hew ner friend is a urbanice.

Urbanice by realTaylorSwift13 November 24, 2022

Urbanized Hillbilly 

An old dude who grew up out in hillbilly land but moved to an urban area when they were a young man. They are an odd mixture of both liberal and conservative. They no longer fit in at their former home but they also don't fit in too well in the city even though they have many friends there.

Urbanized Hillbillies tend to read a lot and like to fix things like cars or anything else that needs fixing. A U.H. is the guy you call on when you need something fixed and you don't have the money to call a repairman, go to a garage, or etc.

City Boy 1; "Dude these snow chains I put on my tires ain't doing shit in this snow."" I'm gonna take em back then I'm gonna sue the store that sold them, and the company that made them."

City Boy 2: "Let's stop by Bob's house." " Bob's OK but his dad is a urbanized hillbilly."

City Boy 1; " No,he's a dumb motherfucker,"

City Boy 2; " "Yes he's a dumb fuck but there IS a few things those retarded hillbilly's do know." "Heres his house pull in."

Urbanized Hillbilly; "Looks at the car and shakes his head sadly and says; " First off I really would not be driving a classic car in this weather." Secondly; This is a 1969 Mustang and you put the chains on the front tires." " This is a rear wheel drive car, the chains go on the back tires." " Next time y'all do any work on a car go get a Haynes or a Chilton book and read it before you do anything else."
He then gets out his tools and proceeds to to change the chains for them.

Both city boys start jabbing each other in the ribs and whispering to each other "Look at that dumb motherfucker,he's changing it for us."

Old hillbilly thinks to himself: "Dumb fuckers." "They think I"m too stupid to know they are making fun of me." " Too stupid to know that the only reason I am doing this is because I don't want them to screw up this classic car."

Urbanized Hillbilly by OneWhoKnowsBetter December 25, 2012

Urbanese 

(ur'ba-nEz')

- n.
1. An umbrella term (most often used OUTSIDE the city) encompassing all urban vernacular as one language.

2. Inner-city slang.

- adj.
1. Of or relating to inner-city slang.

'Urban Dictionary is essentially your guide to Urbanese.'
'Rap, gangsta, jive, hood, ghetto, ebonics... it's all Urbanese.'

'Two weeks in the city and she's already speaking urbanese.'

Urbanese by Jacopo October 11, 2007