Urban names

When someone writes a definition on their name on UrbanDictionary and give it qualities like handsome, smart, athletic and shit.

Even though in real life, they’re fat fucking faggots who jack off to Hentai everyday and hardly see sunlight.

Me: “Dude wtf? Go outside you fat fucking slob, stop posting those urban names.

You don’t own a lambo, you’ve never fucked a girl in your life, and you’re dad is not the ceo of Microsoft.”

Urban dicker: “Stfu, I don’t need friends. My body pillow is all I need.”

Btw, Humphrey is most likely their name.

Urban names by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER October 5, 2019

Urban Names

Articles in Urban Dictionary with names like Sarah or Jake. They are just useless and STUPID. Stop this thing

"OK let's write an article on Urban Dictionary. Hmmm... Yes let's write about Laurence"

"Seriously?! These articles are so stupid, don't write Urban Names please. "

Urban Names by Yononimo August 6, 2018

Urban Dictionary Names 

Urban Dictionary Names are what you get when you let 9-12 year old girls define their names on Urban Dictionary.

Ah, Urban Dictionary Names...
Example: "Kiki
A girl who's shy and beautiful. Usually she's quiet, but once you get to know her she becomes the nicest and best friend you'll ever know."
"You dick twitches, I could have put any name there and the girls with that name would have been like 'OMG THAT'S SO ME!'"
( Also see Dick Twitch )

Urban Dictionary Names by Hesebe August 3, 2016

Urban Dictionary Names 

A place to submit your name and write great lies about yourself. Mostly used to cheer yourself up, because if you search ANY name, it will only be positive descriptions.

(In Urban Dictionary Names)
Jimmy,
A fun loving guy who can make anyone laugh. He is really great and always will Slay Vag 24/7.

That's BS. Jimmy is a 31 year old virgin who lives in his mother's basement.

Urban Dictionary Names by ExtremeSlayerOfJimmyRustle April 28, 2014

Urban dictionary names 

The part of the popular urban dictionary website in which people add definitions of names. These people are usually too far up there own arse to write about any other names apart from their own resulting in every name posted having the same generic definition along the lines of "Coolest person in the world" rendering the whole idea of that section of the website useless.

Urban dictionary names possible definitions:
Bob - "Coolest guy everrrrrrrrrrrr! ooo I love my name"

Becky - "Hottest chick everrrrrr! ooooo im currently fingering myself infront of a mirror"

Daniel - "That guy everyone loves at a party.... everrrrrr! I eat my own shit"

Urban dictionary names by ihatepeople23214 April 5, 2013

Urban Dictionary Names 

The definitions that ruin this site.
The people that write these are usually preteen girls that need to feel special so they define themselves as a marry sue thinking people will like her.
The only thing they do is clog the decision page, so instead of looking at actually not terrible definitions you get one of these every 5 clicks.

(Insert name): (certain named induvidual) IS A GREAT GIRL THAT HAS ALOT OF FRIENDS AND GETS ALL THE BOYS WITH THE REALLY HUGE DICKS, DID I MENTION SHE IS A SEX GODDDDDD RAWR XDDD
WAY MORE THAN (Insert name of person the induvidual hates), WHO IS DATING (some fucking jock), FUCK YOU!!11!!!!11!1!!!!

Urban dictionary names, when you are just that fucking pathetic

Urban Dictionary Names by Densest April 23, 2017

Urban Dictionary Names 

The act of when someone puts their name on Urban Dictionary and glorifies it, just to feel good about their miserable life in their parent's abandoned basement. They're all just insecure, depressed, anti-social, unwashed, ugly, and cringy

Needless to say, these urban dictionary names are getting out of hand and are just a load of cringe. You know the truth behind it

The guys who post it are soyboys and/or internet trolls, all with an anime addiction and a moldy cheese mill (Cheese dick, got it?), while thinking that deodorant on their hairy pits and showering once a month with hardly any soap and shampoo is enough. The girls who do it aren't usually girls anyway. They're guys trying to compliment their anime pillow or their waifu, furry or anime or whatever. If it is by an actual girl, They're usually one if the ugliest and dirtiest whores you'll see on the internet, who send videos and pictures of themselves on tiktok and instagram doing trendy stuff or something that a prostitute would do. They prefer to be influencers and scam small businesses and whore out on guys to steal all their money. They want to spend their money on plastic surgery that will probably be botched and overpriced luxuries that even the upper class would struggle to afford. Despite whoring themselves out to guys to rob them, they still think men are sexist pigs and should go extinct

Urban Dictionary Names by ♥🗺☠ November 25, 2021