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Mom

A cunt that:
*pulls out flaws you dont have just to make you do whatever she fucking wants
*Gives you several mental disorders like anxiety and depression
*blames her shitty job at raising you on technology and anything you like
by Densest March 18, 2017
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teacher

An idiot who couldnt finish college so they became a state teacher.
They hate you, and theybonly give you 10 hours of homework.
And if you wanted march to be a happy month than FUCK YOU, READ THE WHOLE BOOK WHEN WE ONLY ASK 2 QUESTIONS.
you dont use teacher in a sentence, use cunt instead
by Densest March 1, 2017
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Five nights at freddy's

A shitty horror game that attracts little kids.
The only thing it spawned was alot of disturbing pornography and an awful fanbase.
Five nights at freddy's is cancer

~everyone over the age of 12
by Densest March 26, 2017
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Buzzfeed

A website and youtube channel that makes videos that usualy tend from mediocre to god awfull.
Most of their videos usualy have some clickbait to draw the viewer in and also has things that cause controversy, therefore they always get their good old views.
dONt gEt mE sTaRtEd o N the Q U I Z Z E S made by buzzfeed
by Densest August 4, 2017
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Opinion

Something you cant express about anything that is known
"I think the titanic is a shitty movie"
OMG U CENT SAY THAT KYS

opinions everybody
by Densest April 27, 2017
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osu

A great free rythm game based off another rythm game no one cares about.
You can play community made beatmaps, if yiu dont know what they are its a map with ANY song.
The community is fucking garbage though, with 3 types of players
1) the guy who tries to reach the highest rank ever, usually has 100+ beatmaps in his pc. Usually fine.
2) the beatmap creator, they are either making those awful slow and boring bestmaps with no background or they are so obsesed that they make mind blowing stuff. These guys are nice...unless they are the last type of person aswell
3) weebs who joined because the game has anime like characters. These giys are the people who ruin the game, especially the chat. You see these guys playing fnaf beatmaps or one of their shitty sword art online covers. Their dictionary is of course filled with poorly pronounced japanese words...

Yeah its a good game
Player 1: hey bro look at my stats, almost to the top
Beatmaper: cool, hey play this map i made.
Weeb: OMG DO YOU HAVE SWORD ART ONLINE MAPS DESU :3333
Beatmaper: please fuck off

The beatmapper gets muted, cause the mute system for the chat is garbage.

Player 1: you are the reason osu is called the weeb game you miserable twat
by Densest March 1, 2017
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Urban Dictionary Names

The most toxic definitions on this damned website.
The people who write these only define their own names to feel better when they are just fucking losers.
They eiter say something about how good gals they are or how long their schlong is, when infact they are just the local high school bitch and a weeb with a 2 inch dick.
Stay away from these.
George is an 11 year old boy, he just found this cool website called Urban Dictionary.
George thought he could make a definition, so he chose to define his own name:
"George is a beutiful boi thet pleis minkref and has long dikk limp biscuit"
In real life, george is just a disqusting disfunctional member of society, that just started the worst trend on this damned website.
URBAN DICTIONARY NAMES
by Densest April 6, 2017
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