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Urban Virgin 

A sex act that involves a socially retarded high school age boy inventing an unfeasable and physically impossible sex act with a ridiculous name and then submitting it to the Urban Dictionary editors. He may perform this alone or with another male, but will more than likely never do it in the presence of a female. Statistics show that performing the "Urban Virgin" can cause blindness, hair growth on the palms and sterility. A recent public opinion poll revealed that 10 out of 10 females would never consider having even normal, missionary position intercourse with males who practise the "Urban Virgin".
Dude, come to my house after 6th period and we can pull some Urban Virgins. My mom just bought Hot Pockets. That reminds me. Know what an arizona hotrock is?
Urban Virgin by No Amnesty June 27, 2007

Urban Dictionary virgin 

a new definition that has been recently submitted to Urban Dictionary that has not yet received any thumbs up or thumbs down
It's kinda cool to be the first one to click thumbs up on an Urban Dictionary virgin.

Urban Dictionary virgin 

A person who frequently goes on UD to read definitions but has never actually written a def himself
Max wanted to lose his urban dictionary virginity after reading all of those hilarious definitions

Urban Dictionary virgin 

Ok, The real definition of an Urban Dictionary virgin is a person who goes on UD to get horny and reads dirty definitions but they have not yet had sex. Thus, making this word quite useless, but it does get the definition above me to not get thumbed up". it's troubling that the fact that others actually up-voted this retard.
"It's Pretty cool to be the first to thumbs up Urban Dictionary virgin" - yea well it's also pretty cool to go suck a dick!

UrbanVirgin 

Someone posting a definition for the first time to urban dictionary.
I was an urbanvirgin when I created the word Sirinym.
UrbanVirgin by Loui2012 April 11, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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