7 definitions by kevinonurban
Amy Winehouse was an English singer/song-writer who was famous most known for her powerful vocals and doing genres of R&B, soul, and jazz. Unfortunately she is currently dead as of July 23, 2011. I mean it really sucks, all of these stuck up pricks who talk shit about her when she was alive and now that she's gone everyone's crying over her. She had 6 Grammys at the age of 24, and to this day she won a total of 23 awards out of the 58 nominated. Yea surely it's something most of us can't accomplish unless we all stop being ass fags and do something productive instead of talking shit of a dead woman
n00blet definition: Amy winehouse - another word for drunk woman...basically white trash that has a drug problem
big fan from Europe: OMG Amy is dead!!! *after watching the news go's to their fb and changes status* ....R.I.P. Amy Winehouse D:
*gets 20 likes over the next few hours*
10 years later after such haters...top most rated becomes least....what does that tell you? we all care and still love you Amy (1983 - 2011)
big fan from Europe: OMG Amy is dead!!! *after watching the news go's to their fb and changes status* ....R.I.P. Amy Winehouse D:
*gets 20 likes over the next few hours*
10 years later after such haters...top most rated becomes least....what does that tell you? we all care and still love you Amy (1983 - 2011)
by kevinonurban July 28, 2011
This is your very own guide on getting pussy just follow these simple steps:
1st. Ask your mom for like $20 or more
2nd. get off urban dictionary, and log off
3rd. find your local hooker and say the words "hey hoe how much can i get for a twenty"
4th. enjoy. :)
1st. Ask your mom for like $20 or more
2nd. get off urban dictionary, and log off
3rd. find your local hooker and say the words "hey hoe how much can i get for a twenty"
4th. enjoy. :)
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by kevinonurban July 8, 2011
Ok, The real definition of an Urban Dictionary virgin is a person who goes on UD to get horny and reads dirty definitions but they have not yet had sex. Thus, making this word quite useless, but it does get the definition above me to not get thumbed up". it's troubling that the fact that others actually up-voted this retard.
"It's Pretty cool to be the first to thumbs up Urban Dictionary virgin" - yea well it's also pretty cool to go suck a dick!
by kevinonurban July 14, 2011
A not very common verb. yes it is an action, and is preformed in self-defense from a crazy bitch. I think the "you can't hit a girl rule is bullshit SOMETIMES" if a girl wants to fight you do it afterschool or when faculty or authority aren't looking.
But anyways i'm not gonna be an asshole and talk shit about girls, hahaha i bet some girls reading this already are getting mad and you can tell a guy like me wrote this ;)
It happens sometimes girls will piss you off guys so just ignore them, and eventually if they really piss you off then beat their ass....haha have fun!
THAT AT THE BOTTOM IS THE BEGINNING OF THE EXAMPLE
Davis went on the bus to get home from school, but when he sat down on his seat another girl sat on the other seat near him, this girl was named Jessika. then Jessika was talking about who are the hottest guys in the school. Davis liked getting involved and making friends, so he tried getting in the conversation. Jessika was a bitch but she just said "why are you starring do you like me?". Davis said "chill, i just want to talk with ya'll" Haha, davis acted cool and said your not gonna be cool with other people if you keep acting mean. Jessika said shut up, and he said ok. Moments later, on the way near the apartments he lives in, davis was looking at the window. While Jessika was being invited to a friend's home. They got off the bus with the other kids, and Davis got up and got out, meanwhile
But anyways i'm not gonna be an asshole and talk shit about girls, hahaha i bet some girls reading this already are getting mad and you can tell a guy like me wrote this ;)
It happens sometimes girls will piss you off guys so just ignore them, and eventually if they really piss you off then beat their ass....haha have fun!
THAT AT THE BOTTOM IS THE BEGINNING OF THE EXAMPLE
Davis went on the bus to get home from school, but when he sat down on his seat another girl sat on the other seat near him, this girl was named Jessika. then Jessika was talking about who are the hottest guys in the school. Davis liked getting involved and making friends, so he tried getting in the conversation. Jessika was a bitch but she just said "why are you starring do you like me?". Davis said "chill, i just want to talk with ya'll" Haha, davis acted cool and said your not gonna be cool with other people if you keep acting mean. Jessika said shut up, and he said ok. Moments later, on the way near the apartments he lives in, davis was looking at the window. While Jessika was being invited to a friend's home. They got off the bus with the other kids, and Davis got up and got out, meanwhile
Jessika said "MOVE!". then when he was heading home, Jessika said "you stank!! weirdo" Then he said shut the fuck up i dont want to talk to you" jessika got pissed and said fag ass!! and pushed him. davis said one day your gonna mess with the wrong fucking person! jessika slapped him. this sparked Davis's move he punched her. there was 10 people walking home with him, no falcuty or staff to stop the fight. all the kids of course immaturely said "OOOOO" and jessika got up to him and kicked him hard and puched him in the face" davis then punched her several times and pushed her very hard" by that time mostly evryone was recording this. jessika didnt give up she got up from the ground and punched him, and slapped him, and kicked him then davis was tired but he wasnt gonna lose, he punched her in the face 3 times and really damaged her eye and stomach. he kicked her ass literaly, and he pushed her to the ground he didnt give up he kept punching her in the face, afterward he won. got up and walked home, then by the time any aldults came to pick her up jessika had lost several tooths, friends, had 2 black eyes and was bleeding. SO WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED PEOPLE? yes, it is ok to "hit a girl" as long as its in self-defense because no one is gonna let a bitch slap you maybe at public places and at school.
by kevinonurban February 25, 2011
A shameful site when it comes to Q&A and costumer service, I don't even know why it's the "2nd most visited". It probably has that title because mostly everyone I know goes on there to troll. Though, it's a pretty kick ass site when it comes to trolling and spam people and talk smack. However, in doing so one day or another you're gonna have to get suspended or get multiple so called "violations". The customer service is so bad, not even looking at some porn will cheer me up. On Y!A, since the site became pretty popular, it has grown several different trolls. Spammer trolls - Those who write long ass spam or answers to annoy the community and make people scroll down alot. best thing to do for this is thumb them down. Attitude trolls - I got to admit i do this sometimes, but anyways these are people who don't even bother reading the additional details and put stuff like "idk" or "i'm not sure about your question but <insert links to other websites or other bullshit here>. Flame trolls - Usually a bunch of older teens or adults with no life who leave smart ass answers on people's questions. Funny trolls - The 10% of all trolls on Y!A who are actually good and make the community laugh and are actually stating the truth. For example question on rate me 1-10...puts I rate you 1-10, gets 5 thumbs up.
Hi Devin,
The answer you gave on Yahoo!7 Answers was reported by the Answers community:
All I put was Try this website, a link, and I put it's free unlike iTunes..
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<Insert Random link to question Y!A when really, I waited and they didn't respond for shit>
Thanks,
Yahoo!7 Answers Team - Yahoo Answers Example of I don't Give a Fuck, Suck my dick :) ^ that was even chosen as best answer.
Y!A Trolling example: xxNoobletEmoChickxx - Why Are boys so complicated. ?? Answers: Randomgirl - omg another one haven't you herd the song Complicated by Avril Lavgine? Funny Troll - So is your mom's body but you still love her right?...that's why I make love to her :)
The answer you gave on Yahoo!7 Answers was reported by the Answers community:
All I put was Try this website, a link, and I put it's free unlike iTunes..
This answer has been removed. You may not have realised this, but all answers submitted on Yahoo!7 Answers must comply with the Answers Community Guidelines.
If you believe that your answer does not violate the Answers Community Guidelines, and would like to appeal the removal of your answer, you can have your case reviewed by Answers Customer Care. You have 7 days to submit your appeal.
Appeal this decision:
<Insert Random link to question Y!A when really, I waited and they didn't respond for shit>
Thanks,
Yahoo!7 Answers Team - Yahoo Answers Example of I don't Give a Fuck, Suck my dick :) ^ that was even chosen as best answer.
Y!A Trolling example: xxNoobletEmoChickxx - Why Are boys so complicated. ?? Answers: Randomgirl - omg another one haven't you herd the song Complicated by Avril Lavgine? Funny Troll - So is your mom's body but you still love her right?...that's why I make love to her :)
by kevinonurban August 12, 2011
What most of the definition's on UD are. Not saying the definitions suck but if you go to the last 5 pages of a word you'll see what nonsense i'm talking about.
75% of the definitions are shit, utterly stupid, and totally R-tarded, and nonsense. Look up a popular word such as sex, then see definition 400 or something, seriously Urban needs to delete the last 100 definitions they're retawded
by kevinonurban July 15, 2011
A youtube asshole is just like the name says
It is a common species of asshole found on youtube, there are several forms of youtube asshole:
1. Troll/Attention Whore - Fags who are aged 12 - 20, have too much free time on their hands, can't make any good combacks for shit, and go on alotta popular music videos and say shit like "this band is shit, i hate it, omg "
2. Fame Faggot - A popular douchebag ex. Fred, or tosh who thinks he's all that, and has alott of haters because he deserves them
3. The other person who wrote this same definition - because he doesnt try, acts like a douchebag, and i dont like him
It is a common species of asshole found on youtube, there are several forms of youtube asshole:
1. Troll/Attention Whore - Fags who are aged 12 - 20, have too much free time on their hands, can't make any good combacks for shit, and go on alotta popular music videos and say shit like "this band is shit, i hate it, omg "
2. Fame Faggot - A popular douchebag ex. Fred, or tosh who thinks he's all that, and has alott of haters because he deserves them
3. The other person who wrote this same definition - because he doesnt try, acts like a douchebag, and i dont like him
Search a video about justin bieber is a fag
many fangirls or YOUTUBE ASSHOLES will post stuff like "dont hate justin cuz he's better than u" or "ur just jealous"
these are actual messages i encountered for commenting:
1."i was gonna verbally tear your ass apart, but then i saw u were a kid so i didn't"
2."faggot get a life"
many fangirls or YOUTUBE ASSHOLES will post stuff like "dont hate justin cuz he's better than u" or "ur just jealous"
these are actual messages i encountered for commenting:
1."i was gonna verbally tear your ass apart, but then i saw u were a kid so i didn't"
2."faggot get a life"
by kevinonurban January 18, 2011