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Urban Assholes 

volounteers who vote no to any new word submitted by users that is still pending
"i'm gonna check my e-mail to see if my word was approved! ah shit it got denied because a bunch of urban assholes decided to deny it"
Urban Assholes by Protix August 14, 2020

urban dictionary assholes 

somebody who writes definitions on urban dictionary with the sole purpose of pissing somebody off.
man 1 dude did you see my name on urban dictionary

man 2 yah dude that was a dick move probably one of those urban dictionary assholes

urban dictionary assholes 

urban dictionary assholes is a term for the editors of urban dictionary who can't be good sports and only publish biased definitions suited to their political leanings as can be seen by all the tea party definitions posted and by the rejection of mine. It would have been more fun if both sides had been shown, and a sign of maturity. Why is it that wimpy people tend to be libera and liberals tend top be wimpyl. coincidence? nah
A: What's Urban Dictionary?

B:Mostly a place for shits and giggles. Let's have a look...Oh this is funny. Oh this is funny, too. Hey, wait a minute, all these answers are identical. Wow, let's ubmit our own defintions

A: This should be fun

B: Hey they rejected it

A: Wow, such urban dictionary assholes!

urban dictionary assholes 

what to call the fucken assholes at urban dictionary when they never publish anything you try an add because there to busy sucking each others dicks.
"Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it."

"urban dictionary assholes"

Urban Asshole

Most people who come on here to post a bunch of stupid definitions. Especially the words that nobody uses. Most of the crap on here is just a bunch of random words put together like "tooth sweaters", who the fuck has ever used that in conversation? And I once typed in cheeseburger and it came up with sex positions! What the fuck!
any douchebag urban asshole that posts imature stupid shit on here should lose thier dick.

urban asshole

A freaking annoying guy/girl who regurgitates definition he has stolen on other websites (usually wikipedia, see wikitarded) using copy/paste on urban dictionary. Most of the time, they haven't even read what they are copying. They don't care, they just want to look smart. Obviously, those people don't understand the concept of urban dictionary (wich is inventing or defining slang words in my opinion)
I was looking at the definition for queen but I abandonned because a bunch of urban assholes were there before me and had copy/pasted their whole biography and discography. DAMN I HATE THOSE URBAN ASSHOLES
urban asshole by Carl Wetbush April 1, 2008
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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