Upcun

When a woman is "up herself"
(Up Cunt = Upcun)

A girl walks past and pushes you out of the way
You: Boy she's Upcun

by Hail A Rat July 12, 2009

Upcummie

An upcummie is a like or a share on Facebook or an upvote on Reddit.

Joe salivates to upcummies

by joelovesupcummies May 11, 2019

Upchung

when you are on Reddit and enjoy a funny meme post, so you press the orange arrow pointing up

Fat Loser: "hello reddit it is my cake day pls give me upchungs an karma edit: thank you for 14 likes!! edit: thanks for the silver!!! edit: i am so gay aaah edit: thanks for 16 likes!!"

Other Fat Loser: "upchunged."
Other Other Fat Loser: "Here kind redditor, have my upchung."

by Yummywax April 27, 2020

Uncunted

When and individual becomes so enraged with a person or group of people that the enraged individual shouts incoherent profanities, truths about the other party that would never be said except during and uncunting situation. Additionally a loud proclamation of being right, the other person being a total fuck up and should suck a prick and die.

Jonny told Adam that he was running off to Vegas to marry the pool boy. Adam immediately became uncunted.

by Uncuntedgay July 2, 2017

Uncunted

An emotional condition caused by an accute and total breakdown of all normal, logical and reasoning skills caused when a women suddenly becomes so pissed off that she loses all self control (i.e. emotions, bodily functions, mouth, etc.) This condition is usually caused by someone of the male gender or a co-worker (male or female).

"Man, when my wife found out how much I spent last night at the bar, she was uncunted!"

by shaneojt September 9, 2007

Upcurve

When your dick bends upwards while hard.

“Bro why my dick lookin like an exponential function?”
“Cause you got mad upcurve.”

by Nuts_ August 26, 2021

To Uncunt

To stop being such a cunt.

Travis, you need to uncunt yourself.

by Sven87 August 8, 2009