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Shit is fucked up and bullshit 

Commentary on the economy during 2011 Occupy Wall Street protests. The grammar may be wrong, but the sentiment is there.
Suit: Get a job you lazy hippie!

Protester: Hey man, don't you know shit is fucked up and bullshit on Wall Street? There aren't any jobs left.

shut up and bring it 

Something you should say to pathetic little sissies, and and drama queens who hide behind 'teh interweb' aka: email, chat rooms, AIM, LiveJournal, Blogs, forums, etc. - and fight their battles via the internet, because they're too chicken shit to deal with anyone in person. See pussy, wuss, loser and chicken shit.
Ok. ENOUGH with the fucking LiveJournal shit. You know where I live, so shut up and bring it!
shut up and bring it by yougot0wn3d November 5, 2004

Hurry up and buy 

Something the Korean liquor store owner says behind the bulletproof glass counter after you look around the store for too long.

shut up and bleed 

A term used by an irate or seriously demented individual about to perform or wishes to perform extensive bodily harm to another individual. Popularized by Sweettooth in the game Twisted Metal.
Calypso: Sweettooth, I have a proposition for you.
Sweettooth: Just SHUT UP AND BLEED bitch!!!!!!!!!!
shut up and bleed by Alex Q May 13, 2005

Mix up and blender 

In the Jamaican dialect, mix up refers to a mélange or mixture of rumours that's usually defamatory or based on gossip. A blender is often used in the Caribbean to make blended drinks or home-made beverages by mixing stuff together. The expression alludes to rumours blending together in a mess as if a blender were at work.
Bare mix up and blender we talk 'bout over yah.
Mix up and blender by Tropical Rythms December 11, 2021

barred up and bagless 

No point in gettin barred up and bagless dude, that was beginners luck!
barred up and bagless by tigga72 September 27, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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