Definitions by yougot0wn3d

hormone-a-gogo 

Any place where one or more women gather to gossip, cause drama, bitch, whine, and otherwise be miserable wretches together, because their hormones are out of whack, and they refuse to seek proper medical help.

Last night's show became a hormone-a-gogo.

hormone-a-gogo by yougot0wn3d November 5, 2004

stalker 

OMGWTFBBW!! This fucking creepy guy won't leave me alone!! He keeps sending me flowers, and asking me out on dates! He called me, and left a suicidal message on my answering machine! WTF! He has a wall covered with my pictures! HELP!!!

Someone please help me! HE HAS ME LOCKED IN HIS BASEMENT AND I AM POSTING THIS WITH MY CELL PHONE'S WIRELESS WEB SERVICE!!!**#!#@!@

stalker by yougot0wn3d November 5, 2004

notme 

An imaginary creature that is often blamed for mishaps, bad luck, trouble, and bad weather. The 'notme' is also the official scape goat of all trouble making drama queens/kings who talk trash, and get caught.

"I heard someone has been calling me fat."

"Notme."

notme by yougot0wn3d November 5, 2004

suck it up buttercup 

One of the best things you can say to someone who has dug themselves a nice, deep hole, and has fallen right into it.

"Shit. I didn't think anyone would tell her I said that!"
"Well, they did, so suck it up buttercup"

suck it up buttercup by yougot0wn3d November 5, 2004

shut up and bring it 

Something you should say to pathetic little sissies, and and drama queens who hide behind 'teh interweb' aka: email, chat rooms, AIM, LiveJournal, Blogs, forums, etc. - and fight their battles via the internet, because they're too chicken shit to deal with anyone in person. See pussy, wuss, loser and chicken shit.

Ok. ENOUGH with the fucking LiveJournal shit. You know where I live, so shut up and bring it!

shut up and bring it by yougot0wn3d November 5, 2004

Unfriend

The act of removing people from your 'friends list' on LiveJournal just to let them know you hate them, and you hope they die. In fact, you don't just hate them and hope that they die, but you hope they die a long, slow, painful, gut wrenching death. Preferably in a Turkish Prison that is overrun with skin eating mutant leeches.

I hate that person. I'm going to unfriend their ass.

Unfriend by yougot0wn3d November 5, 2004

hagache

The kind of headache you get from listening to some annoying hag go on and on about something you could care less about. Sadly, this type of headache takes a hell of a lot more than 2 Motrins to get rid of, which is why most people who are married to a hag, end up being alcoholics. See alcoholic.

She went on and on all afternoon, and gave me the worst hagache I have ever had in my life.

hagache by yougot0wn3d November 5, 2004