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Unretard 

(v) the act of temporarily ceasing retardation
sergeant, permission to unretard for a second

unwhetted 

to be dry. super dry.

to make everyone around you super dry. especially the ladies.
He was totally unwhetted after blow drying his hair and covering himself in talcum powder.
unwhetted by ARHarrar June 2, 2011

Ungettoable 

also Unget2able

A one work phrase for "I can't get to this certain place under any circumstances"
The White House is Ungettoable to many people because it has so much security.
Ungettoable by I cant get there March 21, 2009

unretweeted love 

this occurs when someone follows another's twitter account religiously and the other person does not follow them, or even know he/she exists
"I freak out if I don't read every single one of @taylorswift13's tweets. I am completely obsessed."
"Does she follow you?"
"Um...well...no."
"Ah, I see. Another depressing case of unretweeted love."
unretweeted love by Anna Graham October 10, 2009

untethered 

Slang description of someone who is not exactly grounded in reality.
Although entirely intelligent and seemingly accomplished as a professional in her field of psychology, she frequently demonstrated when we were hanging out together just how truly untethered she was.
untethered by Dr Bunnygirl November 10, 2019

Unwatchable 

When a movie, show or video sucks so bad that its not even worth watching due to its shitty quality. This often leaves the viewer feeling disgusted with themselves for watching it in the first place.
Mike: The Pro Bowl is unwatchable as usual

Mitch: FACTS
Unwatchable by ShutUpBitchBam January 27, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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