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noun: An invitation to something where the inviter already knows there's no way the invited can possibly make it. That way he still gets credit for pretending to want to hang out with them.

verb: The act of inviting a person to an event, knowing full well that that can't make it, when you didn't really want them to go anyways.
noun: "Yea, I got the 'unvite' again from Shane. He knows I can't possibly go to Halloween Horror Nights this weekend, what a douche. Then he acts all upset that I can't make it. He's such an ass."

verb: "Philip has to study for a final tonight, so he can't go. Prolly I'll unvite him anyways. That way I still get credit for asking him to hang out"
unvite by Bonnie Brown Eyes September 30, 2009
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unibeard 

Similar to a unibrow, a unibeard is when a man's beard and chest hair have no distinct separation. It's all hair from chin to chest.
Kim made Kevin shave and define his beard better because she was sick of seeing his sloppy unibeard.
unibeard by the class clown December 2, 2013
Sending an invitation very last minute with the hope invitee will already have plans. Unvites are used when you do not want someone to attend but NOT sending them an invitation would be rude.
An Unvite will say something like this:
"Sorry such short notice; I'll understand if you can't make it."
Unvite by MystinaJ February 13, 2009
what happened dude? I'm so UNIBENED
UNIBEN by anonymous February 3, 2021

Unliberalized Coochie 

A pussy that has been de-liberalized by conservative ideals (meaning that that pussy is no longer good anymore)
Jenna told me that she had recently got unliberalized coochie, so kicked her ass out and had sex with her liberalized sister
Unliberalized Coochie by Rionox January 7, 2023
An institution in Benin-city Nigeria that derives Pleasure in stressing its students.
Tom: Dave, How tough are you?
Dave: Man, I'm a Uniben graduate.
Uniben by Chuck-willy April 17, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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