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noun: An invitation to something where the inviter already knows there's no way the invited can possibly make it. That way he still gets credit for pretending to want to hang out with them.

verb: The act of inviting a person to an event, knowing full well that that can't make it, when you didn't really want them to go anyways.
noun: "Yea, I got the 'unvite' again from Shane. He knows I can't possibly go to Halloween Horror Nights this weekend, what a douche. Then he acts all upset that I can't make it. He's such an ass."

verb: "Philip has to study for a final tonight, so he can't go. Prolly I'll unvite him anyways. That way I still get credit for asking him to hang out"
unvite by Bonnie Brown Eyes September 30, 2009
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unibeard 

Similar to a unibrow, a unibeard is when a man's beard and chest hair have no distinct separation. It's all hair from chin to chest.
Kim made Kevin shave and define his beard better because she was sick of seeing his sloppy unibeard.
unibeard by the class clown December 2, 2013
Sending an invitation very last minute with the hope invitee will already have plans. Unvites are used when you do not want someone to attend but NOT sending them an invitation would be rude.
An Unvite will say something like this:
"Sorry such short notice; I'll understand if you can't make it."
Unvite by MystinaJ February 13, 2009
what happened dude? I'm so UNIBENED
UNIBEN by anonymous February 3, 2021

Unliberalized Coochie 

A pussy that has been de-liberalized by conservative ideals (meaning that that pussy is no longer good anymore)
Jenna told me that she had recently got unliberalized coochie, so kicked her ass out and had sex with her liberalized sister
Unliberalized Coochie by Rionox January 7, 2023
An institution in Benin-city Nigeria that derives Pleasure in stressing its students.
Tom: Dave, How tough are you?
Dave: Man, I'm a Uniben graduate.
Uniben by Chuck-willy April 17, 2021