unvite

noun: An invitation to something where the inviter already knows there's no way the invited can possibly make it. That way he still gets credit for pretending to want to hang out with them.

verb: The act of inviting a person to an event, knowing full well that that can't make it, when you didn't really want them to go anyways.

noun: "Yea, I got the 'unvite' again from Shane. He knows I can't possibly go to Halloween Horror Nights this weekend, what a douche. Then he acts all upset that I can't make it. He's such an ass."

verb: "Philip has to study for a final tonight, so he can't go. Prolly I'll unvite him anyways. That way I still get credit for asking him to hang out"

unvite by Bonnie Brown Eyes September 30, 2009

Unvite

Sending an invitation very last minute with the hope invitee will already have plans. Unvites are used when you do not want someone to attend but NOT sending them an invitation would be rude.

An Unvite will say something like this:
"Sorry such short notice; I'll understand if you can't make it."

Unvite by MystinaJ February 13, 2009

Unvite

To un-invite somebody. After you have given an invitation you change your mind and go ahead and un-invite them. Ref: from the Seinfeld episode

I got an unvite. I've just been unvited!

Unvite by Lindsay November 26, 2003

unvite

When you see somebody you haven't seen in awhile, and you invite them to your abode with the expectation that they will not come over.

"Hey so did you get invited to Brianna's party tonight?"

"Yeah did you?"

Yeah...did Devin?"

"Kinda...he found out through us, so though pity she unvited him."

unvite by John Johnski May 16, 2010

Citizens United 

Bullshit name of an election campaign committee that convinced the Supreme Court to allow corporations decide who wins and who loses federal elections.

Obama State of Union Address mentioned Citizens United with an "in your face" to the Supreme Court. Justice Alito visibly disagreed.

Citizens United is for good for citizens the same way rat poison is good for rats.

Citizens United sucks. I wanted Joe Shmoe, who seems kind of honest, to win the Senate seat and go to Congress. But the fucking Supreme Court let XYZ corporation provide a billion dollars in advertising for a crook named Bernie Madoff running against him, and it totally sunk Joe's campaign. Now Madoff will haul in millions of dollars in bribes from XYZ and a bunch of their crony companies. America the Beautiful!

Citizens United by euphemismo March 21, 2010

United Airlines 

United Airlines, Inc., commonly referred to as United, is a major American airline headquartered in Chicago, Illinois. It is the world's third-largest airline when measured by revenue, operates a comprehensive domestic and international route network, and has significant presence in the Asia-Pacific region.

The motto of the company: If we can't beat the competition, we beat our customers.

Hey, why is your face covered with blood?
I bought a United Airlines ticket.

United Airlines by TheSporadic April 12, 2017

United States Death Metal

United States Death Metal is American Death Metal. USDM aka American Death Metal the national initialism of USA Death Metal. American Death Metal aka United States Death Metal USDM is comprised of Death Metal bands there were originally formed in the United States of America many of which were influenced by Metal from other nations of the world. Death metal is an extreme subgenre of heavy metal music. It typically employs heavily distorted guitars, tremolo picking, deep growling vocals, blast beat drumming, minor keys or atonality, and complex song structures with multiple tempo changes.

Suffocation, Cannibal Corpse, Obituary & More are 🇺🇸 United States Death Metal Bands

United States Death Metal by UnHeaven Kevin December 20, 2019