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Biggest dick you've seen in your whole goddamn life. Unsvåg's are quite hard to spot, but you'll know when you do. Unsvåg's use to be extreme!
Wow, bro! Check out that unsvåg! Sickest thing I've seen since the Germans were around!
Unsvåg by Gert Nygårdshaug May 20, 2011
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unvaginated 

To completely lose your cool. To become quite upset.
When the gentleman saw how much his ticket was he became quite unvaginated
unvaginated by piratetalker November 19, 2010

Univaginable

Adjective describing things men do that women find difficult to understand.

Converse of Inscrotable
Jane always found it univaginable why men leave the toilet seat up.
Univaginable by Ridiculizer September 9, 2020
not swag. opposite of swag. without swagger.
recall the time when Lebron James announced his trade to the Miami Heat. that was unswag.
unswag by pmobd May 23, 2011

Unswaggerful 

This is an adjective to describe a person male or female that has a lack of swag. A person who would be described as such has an overabundance of either awkwardness and or bitch assness. They are unable to live up the expectation of what is proper swag.

Synonymous with Musa Milupi
1. That unswaggerful nigga tried to holla at me in the club and I shut his Ass DOWN!

2. MUSA MILUPI is fuckin unswaggerful!
Unvague are a team of six girls trying to raise money for the Wings of Hope charity in order to provide education to children living in poverty. They are taking the internet by storm.
Person 1: Have you seen Unvague's latest vlog instalment??
Person 2: No. I'm just not that cool.
Unvague by charleeeeeeeeey February 18, 2011

unswaggative 

When someone thinks they have a lot of swagga but actually they don't. They are then unswaggative. Like unattractive but with swagga, the worst kind....
"She thought she was super swaggalicious but actually everyone knew she was unswaggative."
unswaggative by Miss Passmore November 15, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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