Person1: I am so mentally unsatisfied (MU).
Person2: I've been mu all day.
2.
Person1: I am mentally unsatisfied with not having anything to do.
3.
Person1: i am mu with my grumbling stomach.
Person2: Eat something.
Person1: brb
After blowing a load on your partners face, use you dick to smear the load over the cheeks, chin, and upper lip area. The resultant smearing should resemble that classic white beard the jolly man is known for.
Last night Becky wouldn't swallow my load, so I blew it on her face and gave her an unsatisfied santa.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'