Uniz

An awesome friend who hits you hard when you do stupid things.

Damn, my body hurts because of Uniz.

Uniz by hotnigga_ November 14, 2014

UNIZIK 

Stands for Nnamdi Azikiwe University a place were student are stressed unnecessarily but people still go there to flex

You must unizik me

UNIZIK by Bigwizzy February 26, 2021

Unizebrapandacorn 

An animal bred by a Unicorn, Zebra, and Panda. The animal breed is so highly endangered that scientists estimate there is only about 0.1 percent still living on planet Earth. N.A.S.A is trying to raise funds to travel into other universes to find more of the breed and bring them to earth to repopulate. If you see a Unizebrapandacorn, keep calm and pretend your a gummy bear. They love gummy bears.

Hey Lizzy! Look! There's a Unizebrapandacorn eating your parents! Lets watch.

Unizebrapandacorn by TheSlenderBiscuit April 10, 2013

O-Unized 

Something that has been taken over by O-unit.

That school has been O-unized

O-Unized by makaveli88 February 21, 2004

O-Unized 

A place that has been taken over,conquered or branded by the o unit

portage has been o-unized

O-Unized by [e-mail] February 23, 2004

Unizoned

Where you meet someone and fall for them, but cant take it any further because one of you are moving to university soon.

boy/girl who isnt going to uni"I really like you but i just cant do this, you're moving away soon and i don't want to get hurt, i wish you wern't moving to uni"
boy/girl going to uni:"fuck, i just got unizoned"

Unizoned by A.Short. August 31, 2013

State of the Unizzle Address 

The type of State of the Union speech that Chris Rock or Dave Chappelle might give.

State of the Unizzle Address

"My fellow Americans, wazzzzaaaaaa! You pimps and hos have been doin' a good job, fa sho. I wanna give a holla to my dog over in SoCal - and also wanna holla at my dogs in NYC. We keep that shit real ya heeeard me peeps!

My fellow American playas and hot mammas and baby daddies and homies, we are faced with a great threat today. This is some serious shit yall. I want yall to listen to me very very fuckin seriously carefully ok. I didn't go to the school of Hard Knocks Ivy on Dubs Law Academy for nuthin, bitches. I know this shit is for real. I didn't grajjjawate with a .44 for nothin bitches - I know my shit ya heard me dogs.

So here's the deal - we gotta bust a cap in Irans head OK. Those bitches are gettin fuckin sick and straight-up evil ya know. So let's teach those bitches a good nice lesson, ya heeaaard. I am making a proposition that we bust a cap up in their ass too.

Oh and they definitely got weapons of massive destruction - no doubt. No doubt my peeps. Just yesterday I saw on the news that they were making fire! Fire, bitches! That's some seriously dangerous shit! That's chemical weaponry by the way, capable of mass murder and annihilation.

So we got that straight now and u all feel me, aight bitches? OK, next on the agenda is the school policy.

There is no doubtation to me that school is very vital and very good for the whole nation. So remember kids - stay in school, be cool, don't be a fool, don't be a tool, don't play pool... ooh bitches I'm bout to start rappin fa'sho!

Hey all my bitches, here me out -

Stay in school, fa'sho
keep it cool, ya know
stay in school, be a pimp
Dress up cool, don't limp
Stay in school, be smart
Don't fail class, do yo part
Stay in school, fa'sho
keep it cool, ya know

Thanks my bitches and dogs. I think that you all are doin' a great job, I think you all are currently off the heezy, but we could try to up it to off the laweezy fa sheezy ya heard.

Oh yeah, I forgot dammit! TAXES -Oh shit! Ummm.. ey , first of all peeps - I love u all. I really do love you all my bitches and thugs. You all are great. But look, ummm... I can't lie to you - we need some more cash money, we need some more moolah.

So this is the plan aight - I'm gonna keep it simple. I'm going to start going on tour all over the United States continent and having concerts, and you all gotta come and pay 50 dollars per person to listen to me rap and do stand-up comedy. This will generate at least a couple bazillion more benjamins for us. Cuz really yall - I mean my Air Force One needs a major makeover. I mean, come on - I definitely need to get the 98" inch dubs on that baby. I need to be stuntin when I travel to places like Japanesy, and France and China, and Germanium.

You all get my flow right? Yall feel me right babies? aight, fa'sho

Oh, and God Bless America by the way. Fa'sho. aight catch yall later - I got some biznass I gottsta do - I gotta do my hustling ya know... aight peeps, peace out!

State of the Unizzle Address by Adel7 January 1, 2008